Interview

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

"bat wing" em as you walk through the door, it really breaks the ice

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Talk forum lingo.
When they say something funny, comment "roflcopterz".

If they ask you a question you do not know the answer to, use this smiley: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

If they say something ignorant, or known to be false, call them a "n00bx".

All of these tactics shall aid you in your interview.

Be sure to correct them on any flaws in their grammar as well. It will show you are listening to what they have to say.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

and be as inflammatory as possible.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

Talk forum lingo.
When they say something funny, comment "roflcopterz".

If they ask you a question you do not know the answer to, use this smiley: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

If they say something ignorant, or known to be false, call them a "n00bx".

All of these tactics shall aid you in your interview.

that made me laugh.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I like the idea of listing faulkton as a reference.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I just got a job working in a mailroom. No interview required. $10 per hour, 40 hours per week. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I just got a job working in a mailroom. No interview required. $10 per hour, 40 hours per week. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

you should pull a michael j fox, 'secret of my success' move

 

[neonrt 10+ year member]

you should pull a michael j fox, 'secret of my success' move

Indeed.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

That was a great movie.

 

[audiobahnuser18 5,000+ posts]

dress clean if not a suit real clean dress clothes , hair lookn good . respond to answers fully not in half sentences like um.....and idk stuff like that. and treat whoever with it is interviewing you with respect . and with that i say good luck to ya man

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

suits are expensive //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

also got another job response but there was no answer when i called back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Casual pants, white dress shirt, sports jacket. $20, $15, $69.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

where do you find a sports jacket for $69? my jacket was like $180, then dress shirt, dress pants, dress shoes, belt, socks, leather portfolio, tie, set me back like $300 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[neonrt 10+ year member]

where do you find a sports jacket for $69? my jacket was like $180, then dress shirt, dress pants, dress shoes, belt, socks, leather portfolio, tie, set me back like $300 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

with an attire like that, just go in and slap the hoe around a bit. you are a shoe in.