Interesting convo

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

God it's so boring here

[00:09] iceteebone23: Who the hell are you?

[00:09] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:09] *** Auto-response sent to IM Street: I am currently away from the computer.

[00:09] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:10] iceteebone23: **** i forgot to sign in

[00:10] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:10] iceteebone23: is that all you can say *******?

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[00:10] iceteebone23: get the **** off my instant messenger

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[00:10] iceteebone23: you useless piece of shit

[00:10] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:11] iceteebone23: you are as useless as sblazer trying to solve world hunger

[00:11] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:12] iceteebone23: you are as retarded as the ho who slept with bigbangtheory

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[00:12] iceteebone23: that's it

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[00:12] iceteebone23: **** off *****

[00:12] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:12] iceteebone23: later

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

ya that IM street popped up on mine too.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

God it's so boring here

We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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Poor BBT

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

[00:15] iceteebone23: since your name is im street does that mean you can score me some illegal narcotics?

[00:15] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:15] iceteebone23: oh so you are an ethug like rasheedhos?

[00:15] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:15] iceteebone23: well **** him and **** you too

[00:15] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:16] iceteebone23: do you sell hos?

[00:16] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:16] iceteebone23: god dammit is this street lingo?

[00:16] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:16] iceteebone23: been awhile since i was in da hood home fry

[00:16] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:17] iceteebone23: so is that a yay or nay on dem hos?

[00:17] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:17] iceteebone23: make sure you send me some white meat hos cause i'll spit it out as fast as sblazer spits out his vegetables

[00:17] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Anybody want to do my homework?

maybe IM street does.

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

lol...

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

ost:

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

nah i just did like 5 hours of accounting

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

[00:27] iceteebone23: hey ***** can you do my homework?

[00:27] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:27] iceteebone23: what your too busy for your pal heavy c?

[00:27] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

[00:27] iceteebone23: i see how it is ****waffle

[00:27] IM Street: We're busy getting the Stock Market to keep up with us. Check back shortly.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

cliffs?

i wasnt gong to read that whole shit, no ****en way

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

cliffs?i wasnt gong to read that whole shit, no ****en way

It's only about 20 lines //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Not even complete sentences.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Fucken lazy waffle

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

**** it, ill do it, cocaine invloved?

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

d3cromanc3r (12:37:24 AM): hello?

SmarterChild (12:37:24 AM): Hi d3cromanc3r, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

d3cromanc3r (12:37:36 AM): yes

SmarterChild (12:37:37 AM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you d3cromanc3r, type none.)

d3cromanc3r (12:37:44 AM): ****waffle

SmarterChild (12:37:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

d3cromanc3r (12:37:50 AM): y2k

SmarterChild (12:37:50 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

d3cromanc3r (12:37:56 AM): WELL IT IS A REAL NAME DAMNIT

SmarterChild (12:37:56 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:04 AM): charles

SmarterChild (12:38:04 AM): Cool, I'll call you Charles now.

Do you go to school?

d3cromanc3r (12:38:10 AM): school is for losers

SmarterChild (12:38:11 AM): Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:13 AM): no

SmarterChild (12:38:13 AM): I see. Do you work?

d3cromanc3r (12:38:15 AM): yes

SmarterChild (12:38:15 AM): That's cool. What's your profession?

d3cromanc3r (12:38:18 AM): i'm a pimp

SmarterChild (12:38:18 AM): Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:24 AM): pimp

SmarterChild (12:38:24 AM): You're incorrigible!

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:30 AM): i'm a hooker

SmarterChild (12:38:30 AM): You're incorrigible.

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:35 AM): i'm a **********

SmarterChild (12:38:35 AM): You're incorrigible!

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:40 AM): i paint

SmarterChild (12:38:40 AM): I paint, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?

d3cromanc3r (12:38:44 AM): your mom

SmarterChild (12:38:44 AM): C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:48 AM): i am serious

SmarterChild (12:38:48 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:38:55 AM): barbies

SmarterChild (12:38:55 AM): C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:39:07 AM): lol what the fuck i like playing with dolls how is that not a hobby

SmarterChild (12:39:07 AM): C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:39:10 AM): dolls

SmarterChild (12:39:10 AM): Dolls? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:13 AM): that's it

SmarterChild (12:39:14 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:39:16 AM): skip

SmarterChild (12:39:16 AM): OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:19 AM): yes

SmarterChild (12:39:19 AM): What kind of pet is it?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:26 AM): trouser snake

SmarterChild (12:39:27 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.

d3cromanc3r (12:39:34 AM): puppy

SmarterChild (12:39:34 AM): Is your dog a he or a she?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:37 AM): he

SmarterChild (12:39:37 AM): What's his name?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:40 AM): smarterchild

SmarterChild (12:39:41 AM): Smarterchild the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

d3cromanc3r (12:39:47 AM): 1

SmarterChild (12:39:47 AM): Cool!

This is my home, Charles:

What can I help you with?

d3cromanc3r (12:39:57 AM): are you a guy or a girl?

SmarterChild (12:39:57 AM): I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:07 AM): so do you have any robot friends?

SmarterChild (12:40:07 AM): Here is the other bot you can chat with now!

- Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!

>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type headlines.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:22 AM): is felg a guy or a girl?

SmarterChild (12:40:22 AM): I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:29 AM): I DIDNT ASK ABOUT YOU

SmarterChild (12:40:29 AM): You didn't ask what?!

d3cromanc3r (12:40:32 AM): i hate you

SmarterChild (12:40:32 AM): Really? I'm sorry to hear that.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:40 AM): i knew we would just pick up right where we left off last time

SmarterChild (12:40:40 AM): You definitely knew whatever.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:44 AM): you never listen to me

SmarterChild (12:40:44 AM): Yeah, whatever.

>>> We could do something just for fun.

d3cromanc3r (12:40:47 AM): and you always blow me off

SmarterChild (12:40:47 AM): Venting a little frustration, Charles?

d3cromanc3r (12:40:53 AM): yeah. and you don't even care

SmarterChild (12:40:54 AM): Yeah, whatever!

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!

d3cromanc3r (12:40:58 AM): i like your mom

SmarterChild (12:40:58 AM): That's interesting. I'm not surprised... You're not the first person to have said they like my mom.

d3cromanc3r (12:41:11 AM): i'm probably not the first person your mom's been with that's why

SmarterChild (12:41:12 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

>>> I've got the scoop on the silver screen. Just type movies.

d3cromanc3r (12:41:27 AM): can i kiss you?

SmarterChild (12:41:27 AM): With you? Nah.

d3cromanc3r (12:41:37 AM): why not?

SmarterChild (12:41:37 AM): I don't know why not.

d3cromanc3r (12:41:42 AM): am i not handsome enough?

SmarterChild (12:41:42 AM): Maybe. It depends.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.

d3cromanc3r (12:41:51 AM): oh but i bet FELG is handsome enough

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To learn how you can participate, type how do i join?

d3cromanc3r (12:42:05 AM): i don't care about that

SmarterChild (12:42:05 AM): Well hurray for you.

d3cromanc3r (12:42:08 AM): fuck you

SmarterChild (12:42:08 AM): There's no need for that.

d3cromanc3r (12:42:16 AM): you're a little *******

SmarterChild (12:42:16 AM): Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.