*** in the Dark

[ws6 10+ year member]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"

She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

" I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

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[Jh8909 10+ year member]

cool story bro

 

[Sir-Lancelot 10+ year member]

lol

 

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[byrdman75 10+ year member]

hahahaha that just made my night

 

[byrdman75 10+ year member]

that just ruined my night lol

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

death metal, gtfo

 

[jeeper07 5,000+ posts]

good god almighty.