important news

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

it affects us all

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28799

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lmfao..i love how the article goes so in depth in the description of some of the acts

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

does it really

hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

"There is room enough for all in the closet of the Lord."

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

You do know that "The Onion" is a fake news/parody website FYI. Still funny as hell though