I'm so excited about black Friday because

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

No lecturing coming from here. Main comment went to the guy thinking this country is falling to pieces because of this topic. His wife will get over it. ...I already am. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

OP cheated on you too? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Sorry about ruining America, as long as I'm happy I really don't care

Just waiting for the wife to finish cooking the turkey for my dinner and leave for family fun time

Already got the fire going, a scotch on the rocks in my hand, football on the tv, and my gf coming over for hours of ***

My wife will be doing what she likes and I will be doing what I like so life is good here

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

And FWIW

I she can go out and spend thousands of dollars I earned on crap just because it is on sale I can **** my gf repeatedly as she does it

and that's what makes America work!

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

OP speaks truth.

 

[whatsinaname 10+ year member]

And FWIW
I she can go out and spend thousands of dollars I earned on crap just because it is on sale I can **** my gf repeatedly as she does it

and that's what makes America work!

Keep workin' it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Get a swiss bank account that the wife can't trace //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[kowboy 10+ year member]

This dude is fantasizing, lol! It would be cool though!

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

Sorry about ruining America, as long as I'm happy I really don't care
Just waiting for the wife to finish cooking the turkey for my dinner and leave for family fun time

Already got the fire going, a scotch on the rocks in my hand, football on the tv, and my gf coming over for hours of ***

My wife will be doing what she likes and I will be doing what I like so life is good here

So then what do you get to do while shes busy?

 

[MoneyMike 10+ year member]

This thread fails, no pics of said peoples and like someone already said..he is in fantasy land.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[satchel50207 10+ year member]

Sorry about ruining America, as long as I'm happy I really don't care
Just waiting for the wife to finish cooking the turkey for my dinner and leave for family fun time

Already got the fire going, a scotch on the rocks in my hand, football on the tv, and my gf coming over for hours of ***

My wife will be doing what she likes and I will be doing what I like so life is good here

hours? i agree with fantasy land my friends. you sound to excited about the situation to go for "hours". can i get a 2 pump chump anyone?

 

[Varinabassing 10+ year member]

Pics ??? Pics

 

[dbeez 5,000+ posts]

pump pump hahahaha

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

not hours all at once, little *** sessions over hours. i have better things to do than waste time nailing a chick more than about 10 minutes at a time

wife came home early and asked me why i was washing the bed sheets...um because the dog had an accident

i love my dog, she is the scapegoat for so many of my fuckups

 

[Ray21 10+ year member]

Wife probably knows. Which is why she spends your thousands.

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I spent the night at your in-laws poking your wife in the butt and after that we went and spent your $$$ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif.

i hope not, she has a "rash down there"

not sure what type, i immediately zoned out and thought of ***** when she started talking about it earlier this week