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[poop5678]

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I was taking Chem 1 & 2 over the summer at Temple U. I instantly became friends with the hottest girl in the class (she is smoking hot, way outta my league). well we started going out to lunch on our breaks. one time i took her to my favorite cheesesteak place. i usually get the shits after a greasy cheesesteak, shit, then its over with. this time, we walked back up to the room where we have lab, i felt fine. then all of a sudden i felt a sharp pain in my stomach. i tried walking to the bathroom but i knew if i did it would come out so i ducked into the lab room and started talking to my lab TA about my grade. my lab partner runs in asking about her grade too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. so he takes us over to his computer in a side room and says to sit down //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap: ... i offered the chair to my partner. then like 15 seconds later i felt it coming so i ran out and tried to open the first door, locked. i start to walk to the other side of the room and it comes! i shit all over myself! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif it was running down my leg. i looked back and didnt see anyone looking so i ran to the bathroom. i completely skipped that lab and told my TA and my lab partner i had an emergency. they said they didnt know what had happened, but i think they really did //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif worst day of my life.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Dude, how could you have to shit so bad, you couldn't make the few steps to the bathroom. Don't get me wrong, I've had times where I thought I wasn't going to make it, but I was in the middle of campus and my apartment is on the outer edge of it.

 

[poop5678]

Dude, how could you have to shit so bad, you couldn't make the few steps to the bathroom. Don't get me wrong, I've had times where I thought I wasn't going to make it, but I was in the middle of campus and my apartment in on the outer edge of it.

I've never experienced anything like this in my life. It wasn't even like i "had to shit". One minute i was fine, the next, I had shit myself. it was like my *** was full of water and my butt muscles stopped working //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif theres was no getting around crapping myself, it was inevitable.

 

[XaznKewLguyX 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: dang that sucks though.

 

[poop5678]

It was so liquidy that it didn't even have any color. It smelled like poop but really didn't have any color. Someone at the said cheesesteak shop, not to mention any names *cough* Slack's Hoagie Shack *cough* DEFINITELY put some laxatives in my cheesesteak. There's no doubt about that.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

OMFG.

i feel bad for you, but this is an epic thread.

 

[poop5678]

OMFG.
i feel bad for you, but this is an epic thread.

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

sounds made up

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

yea it sounds a little made up, but im gonna roll with it being real. just cause this forum sucks right now and its going slow tonight.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

btw they didnt know you shit yourself. i can almost guarantee it.

just say you forgot about a VERY IMPORTANT thing you had to do that day which is why you ran out.

an "emergency" excuse wont work because its not like you picked up your celly and heard some bad news. you just ran out. say you forgot and just noticed the time and had to take off.

hopefully if you get her in the sack...you dont shit the bed.

 

[snova031]

Judging by your user name, avatar, and location, I'm guessing this is fake, since you basically created a gimmick name, and are just feeding off of that.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Judging by your user name, avatar, and location, I'm guessing this is fake, since you basically created a gimmick name, and are just feeding off of that.

agreed

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

interesting nonetheless

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

pics of girl

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

pics...

of the girl not ur shit, ***.