Im going to jail now

after a while you get used to the anal penetration and you can pretty much sleep through the whole ordeal. but then sometimes they put you in a cell with a psycho that enjoys hearing you scream so ya have to fake it an that just gets old after a while. and telling them you have aids doesnt work cause seriously half of them wont see the outside anymore so what do they have to lose. just take it like a man and sure in a few years you'll be out and at home when all of a sudden one of your cell mates whom force you to spoon with him every night shows up at your house in front of your wife and kids and spills the beans. then your wife thinks you have aids and that she has aids now and then theres the nasty devorce. not to mention not seeing your kids but still paying child support. then you get caught a few times picking up hookers cause nobody will fvck you cause everybody thinks you have aids now. then you end up overdosing on heroine in the bathtub of a roach motel.

 
after a while you get used to the anal penetration and you can pretty much sleep through the whole ordeal. but then sometimes they put you in a cell with a psycho that enjoys hearing you scream so ya have to fake it an that just gets old after a while. and telling them you have aids doesnt work cause seriously half of them wont see the outside anymore so what do they have to lose. just take it like a man and sure in a few years you'll be out and at home when all of a sudden one of your cell mates whom force you to spoon with him every night shows up at your house in front of your wife and kids and spills the beans. then your wife thinks you have aids and that she has aids now and then theres the nasty devorce. not to mention not seeing your kids but still paying child support. then you get caught a few times picking up hookers cause nobody will fvck you cause everybody thinks you have aids now. then you end up overdosing on heroine in the bathtub of a roach motel.
cool shit

 
ive been to jail. i got *****. its not that big of a deal. at least you get free meals and lots of workout time.
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