I'm gettin locked up and *** ***** w/o lube

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

an I don't even really do ne drugs anymore...I jus smoke weed alot.

someone sig that...

and apparently you do...

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[mannyb18b]

weed is considered a drug jackass

Man I'd love to meet you

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

Man I'd love to meet you

you could sell him a car or do a wheelie for him

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[mannyb18b]

you could sell him a car or do a wheelie for him

Ya I suppose, he'd probably be like all the other people an pull his shirt up as I go buy him on 1 wheel.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

Well I was orig. on probo for 66grms of weed, an some pills. Since then all my tests have pretty much came back pos. for weed, but my probo never tripped off it.A random test came back pos. for cocaine an he got hella mad.

cocaine is retarded. the fact you tested positive with that and were stupid enough to get caught with all that.................you **** at life .jit

 

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

Please do us a favor and pull the trigger on one of these:

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

Ya I suppose, he'd probably be like all the other people an pull his shirt up as I go buy him on 1 wheel.

you won't need to do any wheelie's in prison to get people to take off there shirts for you

 

[mannyb18b]

Please do us a favor and pull the trigger on one of these:

You can do it to yourself with that equipment your running

 

[mannyb18b]

you won't need to do any wheelie's in prison to get people to take off there shirts for you

I laughed

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

Well I was orig. on probo for 66grms of weed, an some pills. Since then all my tests have pretty much came back pos. for weed, but my probo never tripped off it.A random test came back pos. for cocaine an he got hella mad.

well did you do cocaine?

 

[seth350 10+ year member]

Ive been inside of a prison and talked with inmates there.

I hope you're shorter than 6'0, otherwise you wont fit on the beds. And even if you're taller, probably a better thing anyways b/c the floor is much more comfortable.

The prison here, they have TVs in th cells but guess whats on 24/7.......Sesame Street.

They talked about the whole raping thing, and it happens everyday. The cells here have little windows in them, and sometimes there are 3 prisoners in a cell. One blocks the window while the other one either rapes you or beats the f.uck out of you until you dont know whats going on. So either take it like a champ or die basically.

But you're a big bad thug been smokin that real hard shit all of your life and that cocaine so Im sure you can handle bubba. So go in with whatever attitude you like, I garuntee you it will change in 10 minutes.

A young guy just turning 18, you are the #1 pick for butt secks.

So, before you go getting cocky and smart and being a *** clown with everyone else, why don't you take a long hard look at your life and wake the f.uck up.

YOU messed up, YOU pay the price, you have no one else to blame. Not your PO or anyone. Its You.

So stfu, I have no respect for stupid *** punk brats like you.

 

[mannyb18b]

Your a tard too.

I never blamed anyone. Can you read?

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

Funniest thing Ive read in a long time...

WHAT A FUCK UP

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i wish i could ban people from life

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