I'm f'in mad

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

id hirt it

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

we know you would //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

i dont even know when mtsu homecoming ix-s

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I dont care how drunk/sober you are. I know your faking your drunk typing. I can be unbelievably shit faced and I write just as good as any man would sober

UHH I don't. Although i tend to omit whole words or take longer to type rather than misspell by inverting the first 2 letters. Props to you for having good coordination when shitfaced.

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

Well some one had to do it so................

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Update? or did you end up rubbing one out again to this months Big Butts mag?

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

friends don't let friends do fat chicks... he must be a good friend of yours then!

I would hit that. Sometimes big huge fat ***** are worth the rest of the mess that supports them.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

club was awesome, friend was working door and got in as 21...danced with lots of girls, some hot, some fat, didn't matter to me..asked one girl to come back to my place afterwards and she said maybe another time and just gave me her number...

i am coming off of a 14 hour drunk now

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I have to say you are the poster child for birth control...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

club was awesome, friend was working door and got in as 21...danced with lots of girls, some hot, some fat, didn't matter to me..asked one girl to come back to my place afterwards and she said maybe another time and just gave me her number...
i am coming off of a 14 hour drunk now

Bahahah, you got turned down by chicks that were shit faced too!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

5,000,000 e-dollars says that was a fake number

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Call the number right now and find out...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

wasn't a fake number..part of my drunk game is telling them there is no way a girl as beautiful as them would give an ugly guy like me their number...so I call it when I am beside them..