I'm checking into rehab next week.

[djeazie 10+ year member]

its pot you *******, not heroin! Just quit. (if your serious)

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMpUuspjc7Y

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I've found myself giving out weed for ****** favors. So we are tit for tat

 

[Stoke]

Hey homeless man, get off the computer.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

smoking weed isnt that addictive and its enjoyable. People **** dick for crack and heroin not weed weed isnt worth a dick *******

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

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i wouldnt be here preaching this if i wasnt strung out on weed

 

[Jared530 10+ year member]

you pansy. Its marijuana

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

that's so weird because last week me and my mom were arguing and the tension between us grew to unbearable heights and i turned to marijuana for relief. i smoked pretty much every day to deal with the stress and eventually my mom caught on. she gave me an ultimatum: either quit smoking, or get out.

I felt that i could survive on my own and maintain my addiction. i was very wrong. eventually money was very hard to come by and i resorted to desperate measures to feed my addiction. i found myself doing things i never thought i'd do, begging, stealing, and even ****** favors. eventually my friends didn't even want me in their houses and i was living in the streets out of my truck. i sold everything i had and eventually resorted to panhandling in the streets. it was when i considered giving an older gentleman a bj for a dime bag that i realized i had hit rock bottom.

i worked up the courage to go back to my mother and pleaded for her to take me back. she refused, of course, but offered to send me to rehab. i agreed to go and once i get cleaned up i'll find a new job and pay her back.

i write this in hopes that you fellow marijuana enthusiasts may realize the errors of your ways and seek help. marijuana is a terrible drug, get out now while you can.

i'll be checking into the Destructive Behavioral Alternatives (DBA) clinic in dodge city this sunday. wish me luck!

(commence Amy Winehouse references and possible copy cat threads)

 

[Stoke]

And it's not April 1 anymore....atleast for me it's not. Jokes over.

/thread

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

15 minutes left!!!

 

[keithace 10+ year member]

burning tree is good for you...

 

[keithace 10+ year member]

burning tree is good for you...

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Good for mind, bad for body.

 

[boltpride 10+ year member]

I gave my uncle the same choice. Rehab or the streets. He chose the streets. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif Crazy tweakers FTL!

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Did he at least offer a BJ for a dime or a ZJ for an ounce?