If you had one day to live

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

I would probly have to go on the rachel ray show and have her beat me off then make some cake or something out of my jizz.
if that is a fail

then i would buy a sheet and cut the eyes out of it then have a big bonfire with other guys in sheets then chase jews(kikes) blacks(******s) and mexicans(beaners) and makes them beat me off while they mow my lawn make koolaid and count my money.

if that fails then

I would fuck both of my history teachers.

if that just didnt go well then

well i'd probly just kill myself early cuz i have nothing else planned

wtmf man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

you cant tell me uve never wanted to fuck one of your teachers?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

wtmf man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

x2 on wtf

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

you cant tell me uve never wanted to fuck one of your teachers?

Ok I lol'd on that....as I'm sure you know that wasn't the part I was referring to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

one word, ****.

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

Ok I lol'd on that....as I'm sure you know that wasn't the part I was referring to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

fill me in on which part?

 

[420 10+ year member]

id slam as much heroin and coke my veins could handle, while smokin a chuey blunt. Then slowly nod off into a deep and never ending sleep.

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

id slam as much heroin and coke my veins could handle, while smokin a chuey blunt. Then slowly nod off into a deep and never ending sleep.

that would only take about an hour....

so can we say rehab for the other 23 hours?

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

fill me in on which part?

...pretty much every part but the teacher humpin

 

[420 10+ year member]

that would only take about an hour....so can we say rehab for the other 23 hours?

id do that the last hour

first 23 id pile as many narcotics in my body as i could, such as ketamine, pcp, nitrous, just to name a few.

since i know im gonna die why not be as ****ed up as you can get so atleast its pleasurable and fun

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

...pretty much every part but the teacher humpin

you never wanted rachel ray to beat you off?

and i could see why you dont understand the second one. your not black. any black guy would give one minute just to run around in a sheet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

and the last one well what else would you do if youve accomplished everything...just sit in a corner all curled up in a ball? i dont Fuckin think so!

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

id do that the last hour
first 23 id pile as many narcotics in my body as i could, such as ketamine, pcp, nitrous, just to name a few.

then i wont know im dying

ok so youd pile many narcotics for the first 3 hours then on the forth hour pound cocaine and heroin and then for 20hours go to rehab?

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

you never wanted rachel ray to beat you off?
and i could see why you dont understand the second one. your not black. any black guy would give one minute just to run around in a sheet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

and the last one well what else would you do if youve accomplished everything...just sit in a corner all curled up in a ball? i dont Fuckin think so!

I'm starting to understand...

 

[blackman 10+ year member]

I'm starting to understand...

aww....i knew you'd come around...lol

btw i would also Fvck my 3rd grade teacher along with the middle school's librarian....but the librarian thinks im hott shit so that might be soon to come anyways

 

[420 10+ year member]

or drop 50 tabs and look like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmjHrmNI9I