If you had one day to live

she wouldn't take you back...even if you were dying //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
she might sleep with him at least, and thats whats important.

id spread my seed as much as i could and in my final hr or 2, hijack a plane.

 
**** what I said before about spreading stds once I collected them throughout the day.

I decided i'd rather just find the ugliest woman I could and rick flair chop her across the chest and go wooooooooooo.

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i'de go skydiving without a parachute, and attempt to aim my missile of a body at the nearest human being/moving vehicle.
what if another person with one day to live had the idea to ruin your one day to live.

:| the plot thickens.

 
What would you do if you knew you only had 24 hours to live?
I would probly have to go on the rachel ray show and have her beat me off then make some cake or something out of my jizz.

if that is a fail

then i would buy a sheet and cut the eyes out of it then have a big bonfire with other guys in sheets then chase jews(kikes) blacks(******s) and mexicans(beaners) and makes them beat me off while they mow my lawn make koolaid and count my money.

if that fails then

I would fuck both of my history teachers.

if that just didnt go well then

well i'd probly just kill myself early cuz i have nothing else planned

 
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