The last time Jehovah's Witnesses came to my house I told them I would be glad to come and visit their church on the condition that they came to mine first.
Upon being asked what church I was a member of and telling them I was a faithful disciple of Anton LeVey (sp?) they left and none of them has ever knocked on my door since. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif
If you don't know who LeVey is Google it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif (though I would hope, actually, that it isn't common knowledge upon further consideration)