Ice Tongs!

[Tripster07ak 10+ year member]

[Well i me a part-time job as a bartend down there on the weekends. it was a pretty busy on a firday night. This good looking gal came in and sat down and says Bartend id like a bartender ill have a bartender. I said okay and i fished her a martni and set it up there. she said bartender im not gonna drink this. i sayd why maaam. She said b.c you used your hands to put the ice in there i dunno where your hand have been. I said well maam ill make you another one. So i made her another one, i used some ice tongs this time and i set it up on the bar. She said well i appreciate that ill drink this one as you can see im a very sanitary person. I said yest maam i can see that and by the way i am also. Because you see this string on my collar this runs around my neck down my side across my hips down to my zipper. When i go to the restroom i just pull this string it unzips my pants and my big ol chicken flops out and i take a squirt. She says well that is sanitary bartender. Now how do you put that big ol chicken back in your pants. Well I use these ice tongs.]

LMAO THIS IS HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

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[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

hahaha

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

oh man....... x2 azbass

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

ost:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

"This good looking gal came in and sat down and says Bartend id like a bartender ill have a bartender."

um?

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

reading this makes me feel illiterate.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

i smiled, and a little lauggh.........but not muich there

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

reading this makes me feel illiterate.

holy crap dude, same here, i had to read the first 3 lines a couple of times

 

[Grim 10+ year member]

wow Iv never seen the joke told that way before...some ****ing combination of ebonics, and illiteracy...

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

wowzers

 

[CRAZYCORNUTS18 10+ year member]

english language>you