I work in....

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

you would crap your pants if you did that

If that's what it takes . I'm old , I could blame it on senility //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

If that's what it takes . I'm old , I could blame it on senility //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lmao

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Yeah I'm at work, I am pretty ****ed bored //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif I made this thread to give me ideas and to get a good laugh.

The fan idea is great, thinking about trying it out, cept the closet cubical is a girl //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif (no pics, just so u guys dont start flaming)

which means you CAN GET pics . . . . .

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

If you let one next time get up off your *** and go near some other cubicle and maybe they will blame the smell on that person //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

If you let one next time get up off your *** and go near some other cubicle and maybe they will blame the smell on that person //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lmao, it's too risky. If I get up and start walking and someone walks next to me they'll know (u know it follows u)

 

[dubrx 10+ year member]

fart in a jar and open it up in the office refridgerator then close it...lunch break should be interesting

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

which means you CAN GET pics . . . . .

lmao, naw I'm not gonna bother. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

pics or //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

ORRRRRR................if you have to let one head to the bathroom so no one can deal with that horrible fart of yours lol then come back to yoru cubicle like nothin happened

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Better yet, light a real juicy one, then take your pants off and toss your underwear into the next person's waste basket. Whoooooooooohoooooooo!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Better yet, light a real juicy one, then take your pants off and toss your underwear into the next person's waste basket. Whoooooooooohoooooooo!

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[MegaHurtz 10+ year member]

My preferred treatment to this solution is what I refer to as the "stealth cropduster". As you may or may not know, a crop duster is when you casually let one go as you are walking down a hallway or an aisle. A stealth crop duster is very much the same, except you take care to release it in an empty area, that way the smell lingers, but nobody is around to attach the offending flatulence to have come from your ***.

 

[dubrx 10+ year member]

but if no ones around its not as fun...after all sharing is caring

personally i like the idea of a shart and throwing the rancid underwear into someone elses cubicle

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

all im saying is find something better to do than post about farting at your desk. im sure your life isnt that boring.

Why do you care so much Mike?

Who cares?

No one cares dood.

 

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