i will swallow

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Hey guys.. as most of you know I **** dick quite a bit but I don't actually swallow. Whenever ******* a dick, I usually just hold it in my mouth and spit it out when nobody is looking. Tonight I plan on swallowing for the first time and wondered what the best way to do it would be.

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[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

You guys are crazy.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

bwaaaaahaaahaaaaaa

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

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It would've been funnier if you knew how to quote somebody correctly.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

ninja edit. you still fail.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Jello shots was the only good suggestion I heard. Thanks WhoSay for being there for me. I hope the rest of you guys learn to help someone in need because you'll all need somebody's help one day.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

do what steve-o did . take it in the azz

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Hey guys.. as most of you know I drink quite a bit but I don't actually swallow. Whenever taking a shot, I usually just hold it in my mouth and spit it out when nobody is looking. Same with beer. Tonight I plan on getting drunk for the first time and wondered what the best way to do it would be. Beer bong? Shotgun a few? Beer pong? Shots?

I did it

***

 

[Firebirdguy 10+ year member]

Beer pong, make sure you slam it. rubbing alcohol....wow

* you should probably puke to celebrate the swallowing

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

there are people that are desperate enough to drink rubbing alcohol.

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

Lysol should work

swallowed by the same people that dink rubbing alcohol

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I wouldn't call myself desperate.. just curious

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

although the thread is riddled with sarcasm i will offer my advice. easiest way to get around drinking is to use a soda in a can as a chaser.

slam the shot, pretend to drink it, but hold it in your mouth. take your half full soda and instead of chasing the shot spit it in the can.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Coyote Ugly style?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

FWIW orange extract used in baking is 90% alcohol, go to the store and buy a case of those. much better than drinking mouth wash or rubbing alcohol and it really doesnt taste too bad when mixed with sprite of something