oh good lord...
like seriously what do you need here? a certificate? well guess what you got one!
you broke something in a store. and it ain't a $5 jar of pickles. now everyone who goes and listens to the sub is going to wonder why it sucks, and think that kicker sucks. then they don't buy the sub which potentially costs the retailer the sale and the manufacturer the profit for selling the sub. and voila you have succeeded in making the economy even worse. congratulations.
they say that if you do something positive every day, and everyone did it the world would be a better place. likewise if everyone did as was done (and bragged about) in this thread, we might as well just nuke ourselves because the end result will be equal.
but thanks for offering a basis of comparison reaffirming that i'm not that bad a person. my ex almost had me convinced that i was satan.