i smoke pot, but i never inhale.

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

I used to wiggle back in the day when i was in high school, hustled guns, cds, drugs, all that ****. Yea i went to training school for 13 months and i realized how stupid it is to wiggle and whatnot. Now im just a happy NC redneck

I hear those NC wiggers are some bad mofo's. Scare the hell out of them chickens when you go to milk them in the morning.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

from wiggler to redneck in 13 months. thats quite the metomorphosis, sir.

 

[WrenchGuy 10+ year member]

Who are you calling moron, me and about 6 of my friends will jack you up.

Come on up to Michigan with your buddies then you fuggin Eminem with Peanuts! Bring your funky bunch too you wannabe! You think I'm worried? Let me know when your in town jackass.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

1. wigger

A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).

Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"

 

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

Come on up to Michigan with your buddies then you fuggin Eminem with Peanuts! Bring your funky bunch too you wannabe! You think I'm worried? Let me know when your in town jackass.

You ain't gotta get all mad and ****.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

you ain't gotta lie to kick it...

 

[B_Rad_NC 10+ year member]

from wiggler to redneck in 13 months. thats quite the metomorphosis, sir.

Nah i wasnt really a full blown wiggler, i just wore loose clothes cuz i was fat, and now im not really a redneck, i still hang out with black people sometimes and speak ebonics and all that, but now i wear white people clothes. and im not a complete moron that acts all gangster and **** anymore.

Check out my myspace, you can kinda tell i have that ex-wiggler look about me. I havent wiggled in a good 5 years i bet. and yes I still have some hairgel left over btw, and some fitteds. LOL

http://www.myspace.com/bradsplace

 

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

Nah i wasnt really a full blown wiggler, i just wore loose clothes cuz i was fat, and now im not really a redneck, i still hang out with black people sometimes and speak ebonics and all that, but now i wear white people clothes. and im not a complete moron that acts all gangster and **** anymore.


Check out my myspace, you can kinda tell i have that ex-wiggler look about me. I havent wiggled in a good 5 years i bet. and yes I still have some hairgel left over btw, and some fitteds. LOL

http://www.myspace.com/bradsplace

Wow B Rad. We seriously have something in common. No kidding.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

azz tappin quit tryin so hard, if you have to tell people how hard you are, go kill yourself. Just be yourself and quit being a wannabe. Nobody cares, seriously you're just making yourself look even worse.

/thread

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

how did this happen? did you just stop wiggling one day, or did something catastrophic happen that changed your life? did you and your gang kill someone, and you decided it wasnt worth it?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Obama is the new Marlboro man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ty snoop, youre the only one that understands my Obama concerns.

 

[B_Rad_NC 10+ year member]

Well i got locked up and couldnt wiggle in there or i wouldve gotten my ass beat. and Yea i seen a few people get killed before but i didnt have anything to do with it, just witnessed. And i didnt have a "gang", i wasnt on that level of wiggling. Just a TAD bit of wiggling was going on, i guess i was just a hustler. I matured a bit and got past my wiggling stage, wiggling is dumb as hell. I cant wait to have kids and beat the **** out of them if they try to wiggle.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Well i got locked up and couldnt wiggle in there or i wouldve gotten my ass beat. and Yea i seen a few people get killed before but i didnt have anything to do with it, just witnessed. And i didnt have a "gang", i wasnt on that level of wiggling. Just a TAD bit of wiggling was going on, i guess i was just a hustler. I matured a bit and got past my wiggling stage, wiggling is dumb as hell. I cant wait to have kids and beat the **** out of them if they try to wiggle.

you must have been doing it wrong.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

woah, wasnt ur name azz- tappin like 5 mins ago? wtf?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

whew double accounts, ban for j00

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

no man, i dont know that dude. he's been ridin my jock all day.

 

[Nikkehh]

I don't know, I think this boy from Atlanta is kinda cute. Wiggers do it for me.