i punched a girl

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

so anywayz... im out at this wacked out country bar saturday nite. im in there getting my drink on and chillin. just checkin out tha action and ****. mostly dudes in cowboy hats and chicks out line-dancin. there is however, one obviously flaming homosexual and his fag hag out on tha floor. dude has super tight pants, a white shirt that is unbuttoned most of the way, and some kind of mixed race afro going on. almost like a sideshow bob kinda look. my attention is soon diverted away from this freak show by this hot blonde that is obviously way out of my league. i walk over and start chatting her up. we chill for a few when out of no where tha country music stops and some bass pumpin bootie music cranks up. tha blonde tells me, "i dare you to go dance with gay dude." i ask what do i get out of tha deal and she says "a ****". now, me being me, and not wanting to disappoint tha hottest chick in tha club, i hit tha dance floor and slip up right next to gay dudes morbidly obese hag. i turn around and back it up on her and before i know it im a dance sandwich. gay dude is all up on me, as is his ho. I turn to face the fat chick and feel gay dudes hands on my hips then moving slowly towards my cawk. I instantly turn and give the dude a kidney shot, and he doubles over. Big girl starts screaming and pushes me away, so she can help out her “man”. I just slip on over to my table where the hot blonde is rolling. Then this other chick runs up and says “OMG! You just hit that girl!”. i just laughed and said, no I hit that ****. She said “No, THAT’S A GIRL!!!!” about 5 minutes later I get tossed out of tha club.

and yeah, i went home with tha blonde.

what it do?!?

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[Propimp 10+ year member]

gey

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

Oh jeez, reminds me of a similar thread you made

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

it varys quit a bit from the origanal story in CT

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

why was your original story diff?

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

negative, this one is better than his first one in CT

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

preview... thread worthy??

so anywayz... im out at this wacked out country bar saturday nite. im in there getting my drink on and chillin. just checkin out tha action and shit. mostly dudes in cowboy hats and chicks out line-dancin. there is however, one obviously flaming homosexual and his *** hag out on tha floor. dude has super tight pants, a white shirt that is unbuttoned most of the way, and some kind of mixed race afro going on. almost like a sideshow bob kinda look. my attention is soon diverted away from this freak show by this hot blonde that is obviously way out of my league. i walk over and start chatting her up. we chill for a few when out of no where tha country music stops and some bass pumpin bootie music cranks up. tha blonde tells me, "i dare you to go dance with gay dude." i ask what do i get out of tha deal and she says "a fuck. now, me being me, and not wanting to disappoint tha hottest chick in tha club, i hit tha dance floor and slip up right next to gay dudes morbidly obese hag. i turn around and back it up on her and before i know it im a dance sandwich. gay dude is all up on me, as is his ho. i notice most of tha crowd is in shock, while some are cheering me on.

anyway, tha song ends and i slip away and head back to the hot blonde. as i get to the table this other chick runs up and says "OMG, you know thats a dude right?" i was like WTF? are you serious??

oh yeah, went home with blonde.

what it do?!?

???

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

too predictable, i had it down from the second line.

question is, if a ghey dude is really a girl and shirt is half way unbuttoned the way you described...why didn't you know it was a girl? obviously "she" didn't have manly big pecks.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

you got so many stories...you are a big deal for sure...

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

for as fake as this is, you could have done a much better job.

I give this thread a 6/10

step your game up.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

hmmm

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

did you bang the blonde?

can i haz her panties?

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

???

Winnar!!!

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

for as fake as this is, you could have done a much better job.
I give this thread a 1/10

step your game up.

fixed

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

What he didnt say in the story is that the Blonde that he took home was a man also. and they had sexual realations

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Your stories fail, even worse than kinkyfeg

 

[skateboardkid 10+ year member]

you fvck the blond! WTF?

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

im confused the blond girl is a guy and u took her/him home.lol

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

did you bang the blonde?can i haz her panties?

hhahahahahah

Do hot blonds even wear panties?

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

im confused the blond girl is a guy and u took her/him home.lol

Yes this would be the only true part of the story.