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<blockquote data-quote="tappin_azz" data-source="post: 5233754" data-attributes="member: 582796">so anywayz... im out at this wacked out country bar saturday nite. im in there getting my drink on and chillin. just checkin out tha action and shit. mostly dudes in cowboy hats and chicks out line-dancin. there is however, one obviously flaming homosexual and his fag hag out on tha floor. dude has super tight pants, a white shirt that is unbuttoned most of the way, and some kind of mixed race afro going on. almost like a sideshow bob kinda look. my attention is soon diverted away from this freak show by this hot blonde that is obviously way out of my league. i walk over and start chatting her up. we chill for a few when out of no where tha country music stops and some bass pumpin bootie music cranks up. tha blonde tells me, &quot;i dare you to go dance with gay dude.&quot; i ask what do i get out of tha deal and she says &quot;a ****&quot;. now, me being me, and not wanting to disappoint tha hottest chick in tha club, i hit tha dance floor and slip up right next to gay dudes morbidly obese hag. i turn around and back it up on her and before i know it im a dance sandwich. gay dude is all up on me, as is his ho. I turn to face the fat chick and feel gay dudes hands on my hips then moving slowly towards my cawk.&nbsp; I instantly turn and give the dude a kidney shot, and he doubles over.&nbsp; Big girl starts screaming and pushes me away, so she can help out her “man”.&nbsp; I just slip on over to my table where the hot blonde is rolling.&nbsp; Then this other chick runs up and says “OMG! You just hit that girl!”. i just laughed and said, no I hit that ****.&nbsp; She said “No, THAT’S A GIRL!!!!” about 5 minutes later I get tossed out of tha club.and yeah, i went home with tha blonde.what it do?!?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="tappin_azz, post: 5233754, member: 582796"] so anywayz... im out at this wacked out country bar saturday nite. im in there getting my drink on and chillin. just checkin out tha action and shit. mostly dudes in cowboy hats and chicks out line-dancin. there is however, one obviously flaming homosexual and his f[COLOR=Black]ag[/COLOR] hag out on tha floor. dude has super tight pants, a white shirt that is unbuttoned most of the way, and some kind of mixed race afro going on. almost like a sideshow bob kinda look. my attention is soon diverted away from this freak show by this hot blonde that is obviously way out of my league. i walk over and start chatting her up. we chill for a few when out of no where tha country music stops and some bass pumpin bootie music cranks up. tha blonde tells me, "i dare you to go dance with gay dude." i ask what do i get out of tha deal and she says "a ****". now, me being me, and not wanting to disappoint tha hottest chick in tha club, i hit tha dance floor and slip up right next to gay dudes morbidly obese hag. i turn around and back it up on her and before i know it im a dance sandwich. gay dude is all up on me, as is his ho. I turn to face the fat chick and feel gay dudes hands on my hips then moving slowly towards my cawk. I instantly turn and give the dude a kidney shot, and he doubles over. Big girl starts screaming and pushes me away, so she can help out her “man”. I just slip on over to my table where the hot blonde is rolling. Then this other chick runs up and says “OMG! You just hit that girl!”. i just laughed and said, no I hit that ****. She said “No, THAT’S A GIRL!!!!” about 5 minutes later I get tossed out of tha club. and yeah, i went home with tha blonde. what it do?!? [/QUOTE]

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