I <3 crossing guards

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I'll be sitting at a red light, and some 56 year old woman that thinks she's special because someone gave her a bright orange retard outfit will sprint out into the middle of the road, flailing her hands in a violent manner at me as if I'm just going to start driving at said red light.

Someone should eliminate them from existance.

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[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Someone should eliminate them from existance.

Next time hit the gas peddle.

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Thank you hailer of the bright orange jumpsuit, for I didn't know I had to stop at a red light....and all of these years of driving.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Next time hit the gas peddle.
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Try to take out a couple kids while you're at it:up2somet:

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

5 points for the old hag

10 points for each of the little bastards

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

next time when she does that honk the horn like crazy

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

the reason for the retarded crossing guard is the fact that people are to stupid to stop at the red light and run kids over. im sure it has happened on mutiple occasions. everybody is a f**king retard! did you know that by now? d**n noobs

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

you get a bonus 10 points for catching sign that the hag had

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

Or tell her she should be put in a home.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

At least rev the engine.

Make her think twice about how fast she can move.

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