i just took a dump and got poop all over my hand

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I had that happen the other day. I just hopped in the shower.
it was one of those poops so messy you couldn't even hardly make progress with TP

i've done that. had the squirts and just shart in the shower

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

I had that happen the other day. I just hopped in the shower.
it was one of those poops so messy you couldn't even hardly make progress with TP

Ive had those.

You can go through 2 rolls of tp and make no progress.

Showers are the only way to clean your pooper in that case.

 

[G.W.Kush]

Ive had those.
You can go through 2 rolls of tp and make no progress.

Showers are the only way to clean your pooper in that case.

are those the ones that go half way across ur ***? and its like 99% water? tan?

 

[TeamRetribution 10+ year member]

Takin a snizzle ...right know..... ill let you know

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

No.

The shits that are like mud but still solid.

Its like your rubbing away thin layers of a log. You could wipe for hours and still get no where.

 

[Nut Hair Trick 10+ year member]

Does anyone ever experience the Brown Crayon Effect? No matter how many times you wipe, it's like you have a brown crayon stuck in your *** writing on the toilet paper. Finally you give up, walk around for little bit, and realize your *** is dirty and need to go wipe again.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I just shower it off, saves money on buying toilet paper.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Yep.

The best is when you *** gets itchy and you ruin your drawers from scratching.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

I just shower it off, saves money on buying toilet paper.

Do you bend over and aim the shower head at your hole?

 

[G.W.Kush]

Do you bend over and aim the shower head at your hole?

removable shower head ftw?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

it's like getting a rim job

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Yep.
The best is when you *** gets itchy and you ruin your drawers from scratching.

happened today,really sucks when you have been working outside in the heat:crap:

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

If you have one of them massaging shower heads. You should put it on the massaging jets and give yourself an enema. That you clean you out.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I can see where this thread is going....