I just locked my self in the parking garage

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

I just went down to get some Mountain Dew out of the truck in the parking garage and forgot to bring my proxy card. I ended up locking myself in there until some hot chicks came and opened the door. I didn't want to talk to the guard because I've been drinking adn would hate to get busted. Byeeee.

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[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

Well look at it this way...if you hadnt gone down there you might not have seen hot chicks...so it worked out well

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Well look at it this way...if you hadnt gone down there you might not have seen hot chicks...so it worked out well

Indeed!

 

[Harrison486 10+ year member]

Well look at it this way...if you hadnt gone down there you might not have seen hot chicks...so it worked out well

Greatest logic ever

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

One of them knew me and was all, "Jimmy has been drinking!" and the rest giggled and wanted my ****.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

You were driving drunk?

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

You were driving drunk?

No way. I went down there to get another 24 pack of Dew. I leave them in there when we run out of room for Dewskis in the fridge.

 

[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

One of them knew me and was all, "Jimmy has been drinking!" and the rest giggled and wanted my ****.

I'm guessing they didnt want it too bad since u didnt tell us about giving it to them...

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Ahh...

Should've gotten something else from the chicks, though.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

I'm guessing they didnt want it too bad since u didnt tell us about giving it to them...

My girlfriend is passed out in my room. That would just be wrong.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I'm guessing they didnt want it too bad since u didnt tell us about giving it to them...

Exactly.

 

[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

My girlfriend is passed out in my room. That would just be wrong.

Dont ya hate it when guys talk about hot girls that want his ****....but fail to mention that he has a girlfriend...until after he has us thinking

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I would have gotten pics, at the very least //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Dont ya hate it when guys talk about hot girls that want his ****....but fail to mention that he has a girlfriend...until after he has us thinking

Sorry. But my girlfriend is hot as balllllls, if that makes any difference. Plus, she does some crazy stuff. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Fhita