I Just Hit It From Behind = (

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So there's this girl at school i really like, shes gorgeous, sweet and all.. Ive been trying to get to know her and get her to let me take her to teh movies and all so she can see who i am outside of school.

So today i decide to do a little showing off and do a cute little nuetral drop in teh truck, and i run right into the back of her dokata. I didnt see any damage so i left like a bat outta hell so no one else saw me but i still told her.

Go ahead and call me an idoit, i fail and all cuz i deserve it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif i felt like a dumbass. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
This has made my day! fucking heroic LOL

shoulda been like "if you get naked we can do a reinactment" or something along those lines.

When I was like 5 or 6 I had a little Honda 50 and was showing off for the girl across the street. Did a wheelie and the front came down just in time for me to slam into the fence //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif her mom was a nurse and gave me some "stretchy stitches" or some ****. Worked though since I was "with" her from that day until sophomore year in high school.

 
My first texts to her, shes still in school. I leave early

#1

Hey, i just hit your truck. I dont think it did anything but if it did then ill get it fixed so dont worry about it.
#2

Thats definatly a way for me to get your attention huh = (
Response #1

Did you really ?
#3

Yeah, it was like a bump. I didnt see anything wrong so you proly would never know but i dont lie or cover up stuff. I feel like a dumbass = (
* playing the "i dont lie line" to try to get some extra points even though i really barely do lie.

#4

Does this hurt my chances of takin you to the movies lol? Ciz id really love to do that.
 
Should have waited til you were inside her, getting ready to blow your load and then say "hey btw i ran into your truck in the parking lot", i bet she would clench up real good if ya know what i mean //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
LMAO^^^ this.

Gotta love it. Hey don't feel too bad, I rear ended my fiance. She was in the vehicle. I was In my dakota and she in her 99 grand Prix. I put the rear bumper under the rear windsheild. Tore a disk in her back, she had to have spinal surgery and have the disk removed and have the two vertabre fused. lol I feel ya on this.

Btw she is cute! (for a high school chick)

 
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