i have to take the fattest shit

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

wtf is AC slatering?

i know upper decker, but AC slater just doesn't ring a bell.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I went again...

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I went again...

wtf is wrong with your *******. do you constantly eat? the digestive process takes a good bit of time, so im assuming you snack all the time therefore you shit all the time?

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Nope, just sick. Food posioning?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i dont understand what the point of AC slatering is. it is not exactly efficient nor fun to take a shit like that. i should know, because i used to AC slater when i was younger and ******** into the toilet like that. no mess no clean up just flush

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Nope, just sick. Food posioning?

oh you'd know if you got food poisoning. you probably wouldnt be typing posts on the computer, you'd probably be in bed with plastic sheets shitting under the covers.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

oh you'd know if you got food poisoning. you probably wouldnt be typing posts on the computer, you'd probably be in bed with plastic sheets shitting under the covers.

That was overnight, I ate something bad for dinner last night. IDK if it food piosioning, but it fuked up my stomach...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

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That was overnight, I ate something bad for dinner last night. IDK if it food piosioning, but it fuked up my stomach...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

hmm i dont know. i guess its possible. tell you what, take a dump in a styrofoam cup, put it into an air tight glad ware container and ship it to me. ill do some tests on it.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

hmm i dont know. i guess its possible. tell you what, take a dump in a styrofoam cup, put it into an air tight glad ware container and ship it to me. ill do some tests on it.

lol, ok...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

i dont understand what the point of AC slatering is. it is not exactly efficient nor fun to take a shit like that. i should know, because i used to AC slater when i was younger and ******** into the toilet like that. no mess no clean up just flush

Thanks for that lovely image.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Thanks for that lovely image.

hey come on...im sure im not the only one.

just like im not the only one who has tried to use hair conditioner in the shower to ********, right? or am i?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

never thought of that to tell you the truth. lol

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

never thought of that to tell you the truth. lol

yea and then it gets in you hole and when you try to take a piss it burns for about half the day.

please tell me im not the only one.