i have to take the fattest shit

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

im wrenching my *** cheeks as im sitting here making threads and posts. how long do you think i can hold it before

A) i rupture my sphincter

B) shit myself

C) orgasm from the feeling of a big log poking out of my bung hole

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

poll?

eat some fiber.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

i choose C...

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Id say all of the above, but C more likely

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

dont we all

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

i vote c..

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You are the fattest shit!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i just took a fat dump. It was glorious.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I have taken 2 already this morning, lol

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i think you guys are missing the point.

its not a choice of A, B or C. its a question of time. its guaranteed that one will happen, im just asking when.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i honestly think it is about to take a detour and creep through my groin here pretty soon guys

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I feel a fatty coming through my intestines. Cant wait to see how long this baby will be

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

pics of log when you take a shit is a must

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I just ate breakfast, so I assume a third terd is acoming

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

True story.

A guy walked into Home Depot here on Monday, and walked up and down the isles deficating himself, shit leaking down his pants and onto the floor. Diarrhea!!! He then left after he was done. Store manager called it a 'Code Brown.' lol Nobody wanted to clean that shit up! They said it smelled awful!