i hate...

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

taking a shower, only to get out and have to take a fat wet shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

i love that.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

taking a shower, only to get out and have to take a fat wet shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I am the type of person who hates to waste time so I just do both at the same time.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

by that story i meant, i pretty much shit my boxers that i just put on

ie: there was shit on the back side of my balls.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I am the type of person who hates to waste time so I just do both at the same time.

eva angelina...

i ******** to her regularly

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

eva angelina...
i ******** to her regularly

yeah she's a decent *****

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

yeah she's a decent *****

she screams too much.

i like to keep her on mute.

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

she screams too much.
i like to keep her on mute.

..

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Yea, then your *** is sliding all over the damn seat bringing about a few close calls where

you nearly take a shit next to the toilet rather than in it. So you kinda gotta hover

above the seat like your taking a shit in one of the toilets from school with piss all over

the seat like its previous user had Parkinson's or some shit.

Good times.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

I am the type of person who hates to waste time so I just do both at the same time.

i lol'd

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Shit!!!!!!!!!

Literally

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I hate taking shits period. Especially right after I shower.

Pisses me off.

nG

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

shit i walked about 5 miles today and chafed very bad.

I took a shower after work and it felt like my *** and balls region was the site of a ****ing nuclear explosion.

Hurt like a ****ing....ouch.

Thank god for lotion though. I've been sliding my *** around all day.

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

she screams too much.
i like to keep her on mute.

x2

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

She sounds like a pissed off baboon