I hate the club...

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

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Dumbass people flock to these clubs in hopes of impressing other dumb assholes.

yep bascially. i went to a club once, what a waste of 6 hours. would have rather been sleepiing.

 

[simpsonbuck 10+ year member]

Waiting in line to piss is my favorite.

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

Nice. What is your badge number and what precinct do you belong to?

troop f, south florida. 1488

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

17 an hour=better than walmart. oh really im florida highway patrol

I travel through Sarasota frequently on I-75... maybe I'll run into you some time after giving me a ticket

Click it or ticket //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Why the hell did someone bring a milk jug full of pennies to a concert? Oh, and Memphis, if you pull me over, don't look under my passenger seat

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Move to Korea. Apparently the clubscene over there is the bomb-*** cat piss. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

indeed it is. i tried to enlighten teh Faulk of this before, but he would have none of it.

now he is havin all teh asian womenz folk

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

Why the hell did someone bring a milk jug full of pennies to a concert? Oh, and Memphis, if you pull me over, don't look under my passenger seat

what do you have under there? your *****?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

I travel through Sarasota frequently on I-75... maybe I'll run into you some time after giving me a ticket
Click it or ticket //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

just maybe dont be a ******** and your fine by me.

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

I like Dickies. They go perfect with my band t-shirts. I have three pairs of pants and two shorts. I would never waer them to a club though. If I go to a club (which is extremely rare) its nice straight leg jeans and a button down or polo.

As for going to clubs there are only a few reasons it is acceptable for a male to go to a club. A special occasion for a female, a date with the lady friend, or just plain being gay. I would say trolling for women, but placating the ego of girls at clubs is retarded. So for the most part there is no real reason for a guy to be at a club.

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

i hate the club too. one time i went to this club and i had on blue jeans and a blue hollister collared shirt on, and the guy wouldnt let me in cuz i had on a brand new pair of some white jordans.. (not the basketball kind, the kind for walking around in)

just for that i will never ever go back there, i almost hit the guy in his shit when he said that to m face

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

I would say trolling for women, but placating the ego of girls at clubs is retarded. So for the most part there is no real reason for a guy to be at a club.

Of every guy I've known that wants to go to a club to "pull hoes" not one of them has actually been successful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

shoulda called up faulkton and borrowed his douchebag glasses and tell them you are VIP tall white guy with little hats and you would have gotten right in! OR tell them you just a whole fleshlight.

true..

yup

Cant forget the little hat

May as well throw in some more examples for you, just to be safe

indeed.

Waiting in line to piss is my favorite.

Going VIP gets you private bathrooms that aren't full and are actually clean even at the end of the night.. they have little people in suites come clean them periodically..

indeed it is. i tried to enlighten teh Faulk of this before, but he would have none of it.

now he is havin all teh asian womenz folk

i am enlightened.

Being a giant white man in Asian clubs is nice.

Of every guy I've known that wants to go to a club to "pull hoes" not one of them has actually been successful //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif i am //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

another example of why VIP is so great...

my friend was dumping champagne off the balcony on to people's heads.. the security guard saw it.. and then instead of coming over to tell him to stop he just got on his radio and sent a little man in a suite out to clean it up..

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Faulkton - Nice shocker there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i dont where clothes BTW im like a sasquatch . i just lurk around with my lil pepe hanging out tucked in as if i were a girl . its hot. DICKIES are made for men, hence the title

Dude, go check out their lines. They have as many women clothes as they do men, and they have strayed so far away from working clothes. They do it all now.

They even have dress pants for christ sakes. Learn something for a change.

Also Simpson, come to Ohio. 17 bucks an hour is excellent money. Low cost of living FTW! I make it on 13 an hour and wife is on salary, but she is around 18. We do ok, would be killer if we didn't have so many bills from the past. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif