I had a horrible day

[GemaRastem 10+ year member]

I just don't get women. I will survive. Life goes on. Money is replaced. My friend doesn't want to kill me, he's just an ***. I'm getting out of his house and going back to school tomorrow.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

it seems somebody learned thier lesson.

indeed

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I feel pretty emoish right now, my best friend was holding a knife in his hand because he was trying to be funny...I didn't find it funny and it scared the shit out of me.

You ever notice that when someone says that it wasnt funny, it makes the joke 10x more funny? I laughed out loud when I read that.

I just don't get women.

Exactly. Just get money.

Oh and ****....

 

[Colin+M 10+ year member]

you better sleep with one eye open

and grip your pillow tight.

Underage drinking is illegal, shame shame.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

bang your ex's sister, then tell your best friend to join the army and bang his mom... then w hore youself out to 1000 fat chicks for $10 apeice and you'll have your money back

I remember when I did the 1000 fat chicks for 10 bucks a piece. Was friggin ballin!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

Now I do it just cause I cant get anything but a fat chick.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif