I got pwnt by a goose.

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

So today, myself and 5 friends went out on my friend's 16-foot, 1974 POS bass boat to go fishing. 5 people on a 16 foot boat is crowded. So, with that many people, there really isn't "fishing" per se... more like screwing around on the boat, tripping on one another and occasionally getting a lure wet. We had tried various spots along the river, with no avail. We came to a large open area where we could anchor and fish, which we did.

Unfortunately, there was a really fucking annoying goose there, too. This thing didn't just fly away like the others did... it swam around like it owned the place. The worst part, is it was honking nonstop. Loud, obnoxious and extremely annoying. It was out of distance to throw anything at it to shut it up, so we just tolerated it. Finally, after not catching anything for a while, we decided to take up the anchor and get vengeance on that damn goose.

We went up river a ways, and found a stick floating around to chuck at it. We returned to find it still honking and acting like it owned the place. Vengeance was ours. So, we pull up to this thing, and right as we get up to throwing range, it ducks underwater and starts swimming away! Bastard! We couldn't see it because the water was murky, so we were confused. The fucker popped up, upside-down and splashed the hell out of us, and then went back under water and swam away. It resurfaced about 25 yards away, and honked, as if it were cackling at us. We had been owned by a goose //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

lol, remember this shit?

The model and spokesman, Fabio, got a bird's eye view of a new roller coaster at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, Virginia. But a bird apparently couldn't see him -- it collided with his face during the ride. Fabio was reportedly taken to a hospital for minor cuts and released. A spokesman for his publicist said, "Oh my god! Think if his mouth was open!"

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

The fucker popped up, upside-down and splashed the hell out of us, and then went back under water and swam away. It resurfaced about 25 yards away, and honked, as if it were cackling at us.

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[Trez0r 10+ year member]

Oh.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

goose taste good at Christmas

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

grey goose is especially delicious

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

Reminds me of when my friends and I were at a football game and these geese were flying overhead.

My friend thought it would be funny to try to scare them so he clapped really loud as they flew by, and the next thing you know has goose shit all over him, lol. We called him Goose Shit for the rest of the year.

 

[mackin 10+ year member]

lol owned.. should have gone back and tried to get him again!

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

good luck, i try to run those water ducks over all the time

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

lol, remember this shit?

lawl!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

you got goosed.

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[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

That reminds me of an old saying

Her **** is as loose as a goose!

Was a good one when I was about 5yo or so

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I remember when my girl and I were hanging out on a pier in LaGrange, Ga. at about 3 in the morning. There was this little duck that decided to swim across the lake and hang with us. It nestled right up against the pier and wouldn't leave. Animals are funny like that.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i was hoping that you were to fall in the water in an atempt to throw the stick at the goose.

fail. partial fail, but not quite. just border line.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

I don't know who is the sillier goose in that story.