I got a retard pregnant

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

About 3 months ago I was at a charitable event for retards. The event was to show that retards are people too so all the waiters and watresses were retards and they did a **** fine job.

Well I am getting smashed, belly up to the bar talking to this retarded chick. Bing, Bang, Boom before I know it we are both hammered and out in my friends conversion van taking Tequila shots(the event was beer only).

Well we end up having ***, but I recall that before we did I ask her if she was on the pill and she said yes. I found out later that she didnt say "I am on the pill" she said "I'm about to be ill" which would explain why she threw up in my friends van while I was hittin it doggy style.

I found out last week she is preggo. I am personally a great looking guy and very bright so I am hoping my above average qualities will offset her below average qualities if we decide to have the kid.

Any thoughts?

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[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

aww you'z having the special child witht he special girl. be proud!

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

please tell me this is a cruel twisted joke.

So how was the 'tard poon?

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

i bet she had a fat ***

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

that sucks. If i knew i was about to have a retarded child i would be kind of upset.

oh yeah...... seriously?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

you guys seem perfect for each other, pix of this chick with massive down syndrome?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Throwing out your bullshit story. I'm under the impression that you transmitted the disability to her through intercourse, or kissing, or hugging, or whatever you guys actually ended up doing.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

if anything, she probably won't be able to survive childbirth, that would be your ticket out

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

Priceless

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

what....there were no sheep around?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

take her *** to Maury!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

what....there were no sheep around?

the sheep was in the shop, its internal bladder was full and needed to be drained

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

Lmao.... I hope this ain't true.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

the sheep was in the shop, its internal bladder was full and needed to be drained

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