I found this to be interesting....

cpierce
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Fancy a fondle, eh?
Consider this ... and remember that it is all completely true.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners (allegedly).

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy (allegedly), was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names comprise fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theatre and were caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

HERE'S THE KICKER:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe....

 
id venture to bet is 100% irony, and that somones gonna come up with a conspiracy about it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

nevertheless, its quite cool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

and whoever did it has lots of free time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
Hmmm ...they both reach natinal office 100 years apart and then get the Presidency 100 years apart? Holy crap!

Also, because the Prez is elected every four years, Lincoln could NOT have been elected in 1843, 44, 45, 47, 48 or 49. So, there's 7 years where maybe he was popular enough to get it ...but couldn't because it's how the system worked. Same for Kennedy.

And I'm concerned with breathing. Was Ronald Reagan particularly concerned with economics? No ...it was just the presiding issue at the time. Was Herbert Hoover concerned with war? It's what was happening.

Besides, Kennedy didn't honestly care about it. His successor (LBJ) was the one that got the Civil Rights Act of 1964 passed. A year after Kennedy was dead.

First of all, there's a 1 in 7 chance that they would both be shot on the same day.

Most public functions that the general populace will attend are on weekends. Big crowds make assassination easier.

Both men were seated and shot from behind. A head shot is the only way to reasonably assure a kill. Besides, Lincoln didn't immediately die from his wound. If his doctor had pushed in an additional 1/2", he would likely have been able to recover the bullet. Lincoln might still have died ...but not necesarily on that day.

No it doesn't.

Lincoln's secretaries were named John G. Nicolay and John Hay.

John Wilkes Booth was born in Maryland. Booth described himself as "a Northerner who understood the South".

It's called a balanced ticket. Northeasterner Kennedy (Massachusetts) got a Southwesterner (Johnson - Texas) to appeal to the other half of the country. Lincoln did the same thing with Andrew Johnson (originally NC, then Tennessee).

Okay. It happens.

LIE

Booth was born in 1838.

Booth often appeared in playbills as "John Wilkes" or "J. Wilkes Booth". He wa trying to distinguish himself from his two brothers and father - all of whom were also actors.

Lee was never known as Lee Harvey until after the assassination. He had so many aliases, that it was a good way to make sure everyone knew exactly who the subject of discussion was.

I'm all a-twitter.

Booth hid in a barn, not a warehouse. He was almost burned alive, too. However, an officer saw him in there and shot him because he felt bad about Booth being roasted alive.

Oswald hid in a movie theater because he killed a police officer while leaving the book repository. The police officers who caught him had no idea he was connected to the Kennedy killing earlier in the day.

Booth was in hiding for 11 days before he was found. He was never arrested and, thus, never scheduled to stand trial.

Oswald was killed by a private citizen (Jack Ruby) two days after being arrested.

Rock me, Amadeus!

John F. Kennedy was shot on November 22, 1963.

Marilyn Monroe was found dead August 5, 1962.

Unless JFK was a raging necrophile or was visiting her grave, he was most certainly not "with" Ms. Monroe a week before he died.

 
This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer searched for random numbers throughout the Bible to come up with a date for the apocalypse. Only that was funny.
Oh yeah, the numbers he came up with were hilarious.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
"Do any of you assholes know who Lee Harvey Oswald was?"

"Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!"

"And do you know how far away he was?"

"Uhh, he was pretty far, sir! From that book suppository building!"

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Consider this ... and remember that it is all completely true.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners (allegedly).

Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy (allegedly), was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names comprise fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theatre and were caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

HERE'S THE KICKER:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe....
Does this mean I'm gonna get shot in the head by some redneck?
 
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