I feel like a new man

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol .. hence the reason why i didnt make a thread about getting poon from my ex 2 weeks ago ..

x2

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Well, at least now you admit it is possibly instead of relying on so-called evidence.

no i still know for a fact she hasnt fvcked anyone else..........i was just trying to turn something spidermonkey said into a positive for me

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

lol .. hence the reason why i didnt make a thread about getting poon from my ex 2 weeks ago ..

eh......i was bored

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Well that sure blew up in your face.

what are you gonna do

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Your slut of an ex girlfriend.

go for it....id pay you if you actually could

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

you seem to underestimate how sexy and suave this monkey is

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Don't worry. I'm certain that she'll offer to pay once she gets what she needs for once.

what is it that she needs? i know its not orgasms i gave her those..........i know she had them cause she said what she always says "its ok you tried, now get off of me"

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

you seem to underestimate how sexy and suave this monkey is

and you underestimate how well i know this girl

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

i think the best part about this 12/13/14/whatever pages of nonsense is, surprisingly enough, not a single purson has referred to him as a liar yet

so, in honor of CA.com

you didnt screw her, you're a liar

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

Well .. obviously .. you guys broke up because of problems in the relationship .. but regardless .. she came back to you and u tore it up ..

anyway .... later guys .. im out to play some handball ..