I feel like a new man

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA you gotta do what you gotta do

these are desperate times, i gained a lot of weight over the winter so i am not joe stud anymore and really never was to begin with

i have even been screwing a chick with a glass eye for the past few months

all my drunk friends tease me about taking out her eye and skull ****ing her

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Post pix and prove it or GTFO.

gimme a sec

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

google

"hot chick nobody has ever seen a picture of and wont find in a google search"

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

hmmm i see what your implying there.........but no

ignorance is bliss?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Wait, you haven't?

no, they cant grasp the idea that she still has an eye in there. it is just covered by the glass eye so she looks semi presentable to the public

she offered to take it out and show me whats behind it, but i cant do that until i am ready to stop ****ing her cause it will probably freak me out

 

[xhilr8n 10+ year member]

these are desperate times, i gained a lot of weight over the winter so i am not joe stud anymore and really never was to begin with
i have even been screwing a chick with a glass eye for the past few months

all my drunk friends tease me about taking out her eye and skull ****ing her

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dude i almost fell out my dam chair........LMAO

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

lol .. Did the same thing to my ex like 2 weeks ago?? she called me up and said do i wanna make her "***" .. i was like huh .. then the next day i beat it up .. her current bf was pissed .. but whatever ..

 

[TacoSauce 10+ year member]

I think you think it's a fact, but in the back of your mind your thinking what we are thinking.

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

eat your heart out spidermonkey

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol .. Did the same thing to my ex like 2 weeks ago?? she called me up and said do i wanna make her "***" .. i was like huh .. then the next day i beat it up .. her current bf was pissed .. but whatever ..

in NYC bfs kill you for that shit

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especially in Brooklyn

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

eat your heart out spidermonkey

wow...thats hot

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[DjiNN 10+ year member]

in NYC bfs kill you for that shit

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He cant do shit to me .. because he knows he cant **** with me ..