I feel like a new man

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

YOu still haven't explain why getting old poon makes you feel like a new man.

it was good poon

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

If you worry about the price of condoms, you are one poor person.

right now i am.........college

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

But it was nothing new.

not true...........havnt had it since before november

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

right now i am.........college

so am i

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

not true...........havnt had it since before november

So if I quit driving my truck....and drive it again 6 months from now...my truck will be new?

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

So if I quit driving my truck....and drive it again 6 months from now...my truck will be new?

no but it will be like driving it for the first time

 

[Weeznur32 10+ year member]

hahahah this thread

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

That does not constitute new. In fact that makes it hella old.

yes but ***** is like wine..........it gets better with age as long as you dont open it

edit: but it does have an expiration date

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

Ewe. Hell no it doesn't. Cobwebs are FTL.

yea but its just that much tighter and wetter cuz she hasnt gotten it in a while

 

[redcalimp5 10+ year member]

Did you release your demons in her at least one of those times so that you can have the satisfaction of watching her new man raise a child that's not his? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif