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I fart on my girl all the time.......




When you gotta fart....you gotta fart....
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we were lying on her bed...she sharted then i did..... i dont know why i let her go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif freakin purdy too

 
A couple of years out of high school, I was hanging out at my buddy's house drinking and we had a few chicks over there. My buddy had a boxer dog named "Duke". Anyways, I'm full of beer and need to go take a piss. I go in the bathroom and piss. Right at mid stream I start sneezing (and when I start sneezing I don't stop). Well, I'm pissing and sneezing, so of course there is some back pressure, which there's only one other place to release that pressure. A turd pops out, GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BOXER SHORTS, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEG IN MY CARGO SHORTS, then hits da floor. "Duke" is standing at the door watching all of this, then runs in and snatches the turd off the floor and EATS THAT MFR. At this time I am laughing my *** off at this shit, flush the toilet and go in the living room where everyone else is. My buddy is on the couch with a couple of chicks thinking he's all cool and shit. He yells to his dog, "COME HERE DUKE, COME GIVE DADDY A KISS!" That dog goes over there and licks that fucker all on and in his mouth. Til this day, he has no idea what happened and I've only told a few of our pals.

 
A couple of years out of high school, I was hanging out at my buddy's house drinking and we had a few chicks over there. My buddy had a boxer dog named "Duke". Anyways, I'm full of beer and need to go take a piss. I go in the bathroom and piss. Right at mid stream I start sneezing (and when I start sneezing I don't stop). Well, I'm pissing and sneezing, so of course there is some back pressure, which there's only one other place to release that pressure. A turd pops out, GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BOXER SHORTS, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEG IN MY CARGO PANTS, then hits da floor. "Duke" is standing at the door watching all of this, then runs in and snatches the turd off the floor and EATS THAT MFR. At this time I am laughing my *** off at this shit, flush the toilet and go in the living room where everyone else is. My buddy is on the couch with a couple of chicks thinking he's all cool and shit. He yells to his dog, "COME HERE DUKE, COME GIVE DADDY A KISS!" That dog goes over there and licks that fucker all on and in his mouth. Til this day, he has no idea what happened and I've only told a few of our pals.
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fake or not i laughed so hard i have a headache

 
A couple of years out of high school, I was hanging out at my buddy's house drinking and we had a few chicks over there. My buddy had a boxer dog named "Duke". Anyways, I'm full of beer and need to go take a piss. I go in the bathroom and piss. Right at mid stream I start sneezing (and when I start sneezing I don't stop). Well, I'm pissing and sneezing, so of course there is some back pressure, which there's only one other place to release that pressure. A turd pops out, GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BOXER SHORTS, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEG IN MY CARGO PANTS, then hits da floor. "Duke" is standing at the door watching all of this, then runs in and snatches the turd off the floor and EATS THAT MFR. At this time I am laughing my *** off at this shit, flush the toilet and go in the living room where everyone else is. My buddy is on the couch with a couple of chicks thinking he's all cool and shit. He yells to his dog, "COME HERE DUKE, COME GIVE DADDY A KISS!" That dog goes over there and licks that fucker all on and in his mouth. Til this day, he has no idea what happened and I've only told a few of our pals.
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Did you at least wipe you azz??

 
A couple of years out of high school, I was hanging out at my buddy's house drinking and we had a few chicks over there. My buddy had a boxer dog named "Duke". Anyways, I'm full of beer and need to go take a piss. I go in the bathroom and piss. Right at mid stream I start sneezing (and when I start sneezing I don't stop). Well, I'm pissing and sneezing, so of course there is some back pressure, which there's only one other place to release that pressure. A turd pops out, GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BOXER SHORTS, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEG IN MY CARGO SHORTS, then hits da floor. "Duke" is standing at the door watching all of this, then runs in and snatches the turd off the floor and EATS THAT MFR. At this time I am laughing my *** off at this shit, flush the toilet and go in the living room where everyone else is. My buddy is on the couch with a couple of chicks thinking he's all cool and shit. He yells to his dog, "COME HERE DUKE, COME GIVE DADDY A KISS!" That dog goes over there and licks that fucker all on and in his mouth. Til this day, he has no idea what happened and I've only told a few of our pals.
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I can't believe I read all of that but that was fucking hilarious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Bravo my good man. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/clap.gif.178cba2c538c68e720c727fcb024b19c.gif

 
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