i call out deerqueer!!!!!

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

well i have things to do so i wont be on till late tn mayb but cangrats on a win deer**** you beat me i the killing part.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I think atleast deerhunt wouldent be scared of ghosts in his basement.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hey did you ever take a pic of that basement when your rents were home, lol!

 

[wu501 10+ year member]

After living in a colored city, they do more harm then good. They have been taught that they are more then slaves and are very disobedient. We failed with coloreds, like we failed with women by teaching them how to talk.

lololol...thats just about sig worthy right there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

LMAO you miss prom and potential pussy to go hunting //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Game Over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Prom is overrated and you can get pvssy anyday. I'd miss prom a car show...

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I never went to prom. I just went to the parties afterwards. It was kind of funny, everybody was like where the hell did he come from //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The girl said no sexors so I dropped her off alone at her grandmas and went to a party without her and fooled around with some other girl. It was good times.

She was a cheerleader and the cheerleading coach asked me whyI just dropped her off (in class)...I explained I don't have time for girls who say No when they mean Yes. I deal with ****s who say yes the first time...The teacher was surprised and said I was sad.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

The girl said no sexors so I dropped her off alone at her grandmas and went to a party without her and fooled around with some other girl. It was good times.
She was a cheerleader and the cheerleading coach asked me whyI just dropped her off (in class)...I explained I don't have time for girls who say No when they mean Yes. I deal with ****s who say yes the first time...The teacher was surprised and said I was sad.

translation--your teacher didn't get laid at, or after prom.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

you look like that kid from slingblade. "I like the way you talk, mmhmmm"

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

LMAO you miss prom and potential pussy to go hunting //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Game Over //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

who needs prom? them turkey's spead em nicer than any girl he knows //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Getting laid isn't the only thing I worry about.

During turkey and deer season, I hardly ever get laid unless I have a girlfriend or the girls come to me. Like Toxey Haas of Mossy Oak says " Its not a passion, its an obsession!"

I am literally obsessed with deer and turkey hunting. No doubt about it.

Besides.Right now my college town is DEAD and everyone I know has gone home. Nothing else to do but hunt.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I didn't get penetration till the very end of my senior year. Not only did a blow early, I impregnated her. Complete failure all the way around.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Getting laid isn't the only thing I worry about.
During turkey and deer season, I hardly ever get laid unless I have a girlfriend or the girls come to me. Like Toxey Haas of Mossy Oak says " Its not a passion, its an obsession!"

I am literally obsessed with deer and turkey hunting. No doubt about it.

Besides.Right now my college town is DEAD and everyone I know has gone home. Nothing else to do but hunt.

well, nothing left to do 'cept bang 1 of those deer before the corpse gets cold. any necrobeastialitypheliac hunter knows that.