i almost died today

[anaranchi 10+ year member]

hahaha bad karma!

shit i hope my sign does not catch up with me...............crap

 

[ShRapNeR 10+ year member]

speaking of fire.. and dying in it..

next time i see someone parked all crooked and shit

imma write on paper "Nice parking you ****,, Die in a ****ing Fire!!!!!!"

and put it on thier windshield

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

reminds me of the time i knocked out power to our house and our neighbor's by sideswiping the box with my tractor mowing deck...i was turning around, and didn't notice the box (it was covered by thick weeds and brush) until it was too late...700 pounds of steel deck collided with the box and knocked it clean off the concrete pad...after a split second I think I realized what I had hit and jumped off...

then I sat there for a while, looking and the tractor and the junction box, scratching my head and wondering why I wasn't dead...at least until the neighbors started to come out and yell at me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

some people, sheesh.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

speaking of fire.. and dying in it..
next time i see someone parked all crooked and shit

imma write on paper "Nice parking you ****,, Die in a ****ing Fire!!!!!!"

and put it on thier windshield

Finger prints on paper + threatend with death= A long vacation with Big Bubba

 

[TwistedVisions 10+ year member]

MMMMM nothing like the smell of a burning lawnmower, good to see you didn't catch on fire.

 

[01GAGT 10+ year member]

Buy Walker Mower....You will thank me later

 

[BIG_SUPERMAN72 10+ year member]

speaking of fire.. and dying in it..
next time i see someone parked all crooked and shit

imma write on paper "Nice parking you ****,, Die in a ****ing Fire!!!!!!"

and put it on thier windshield

I was pulling in the bank I couldnt get my truck any straightor cuz There was a spot then a handicap spot. I had my Right rear *** end hanging over. I went into the bank. To cash my paycheck some old guy comes in. The dude parked just like me man. HE DIDNT CARE he was handi capped.

Im a ****. I always park sideways over like 3 spots. Espically when i have my dads 3/4 ton powerstroke lol i stick it in the center of 4 spots.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

I hear ya ... my 2500D Crew Cab is a pain in the *** to park. Oh well ... at the mall I usually angle park it so it takes up four spots. Not like anyone is going to do anything to it.

- Steve

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

MMMMM nothing like the smell of a burning lawnmower, good to see you didn't catch on fire.

im gunna have to say thats the funniest thing ive heard this week, said so calmly and so dandomly, yet with so much love and care......****

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

back off the blunts, saywhat....

 

[BIG_SUPERMAN72 10+ year member]

if u have a a Chevy 2500 HD with a duraxmax thats a 50,000 dollar truck. Y0u park on a angle so **** suckers dont scratch it UP!.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

if u have a a Chevy 2500 HD with a duraxmax thats a 50,000 dollar truck. Y0u park on a angle so **** suckers dont scratch it UP!.

Lol, never thought of it that way ... doesn't make me feel as bad now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

- Steve

 

[Termlab 10+ year member]

anybody watch "Final Destination". i'd be on the lookout if i were you............!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BIG_SUPERMAN72 10+ year member]

Well i park on a angle so ppl cant hit my truck with their doors. I have like 5 scratches on my left side rear end. Cuz dumbass's at the store. One day my sister was sittin in my truck. While i went in the store. Some fat lady ran into the front of my truck. WTF? like ur big *** bumped into it not a car. But wtf. I *****ed my sister out for not *****ing her out.