Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

IamDeMan
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I hear the drums echoing tonight

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation

Shes coming in 12:30 flight

The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

I stopped an old man along the way

Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies

He turned to me as if to say, hurry boy, its waiting there for you

Chorus:

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do whats right

Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti

I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

Chorus

(instrumental break)

Hurry boy, shes waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa

I bless the rains down in africa, I bless the rains down in africa

I bless the rains down in africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

 
These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today

These are my confessions

Slip my mind the last two times

Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid

That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,

Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two

Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)

That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

I borrowed your chapstick (from you)

I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)

And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,

I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink

There have been times when I've peed in your sink

Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought

Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.

I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!

And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget

I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor

FYI it was not a cold sore

Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?

Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?

O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,

I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic

Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,

What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away

These are my confessions

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat

And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat

Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions

 
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