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Like everybody said, you gotta get something in ya. Sprite, 7up, crackers, toast, with lots of tums. Tums will help neutralize the stomach acid and keep your mouth and nose from getting burned from puke.
And stay the fuck away from me- I'd rather have west nile virus than the damn stomach flu. That shitz the pitz.