How to tell your girl you cheated

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

Get a BJ, then ask her "How does [insert name] ***** taste?". Then, run as fast as you can and dont look back.

 

[maljr1980 10+ year member]

get a bj and say "[insert name] does it like this" while you pinch her nose and shove her head all the way down your shaft, then run like hell

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

hit it from the back, call out the other girl's name, see how long you can hold on to the bronco

 

[maljr1980 10+ year member]

its 2011 bro, tell her with a text, or better yet have the other girl text her

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

its 2011 bro, tell her with a text, or better yet have the other girl text her

if it's 2011 then he should be using facebook

 

[05trailblazer 10+ year member]

Once u tellher that she's not going to trust u.and eventually cheat on you

 

[maljr1980 10+ year member]

if it's 2011 then he should be using facebook

**** i got pawnd

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

actually i think twitter is more popular now then face book.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

actually i think twitter is more popular now then face book.

only if you're a celebrity

 

[brodeisel 10+ year member]

might just be my town but all the kids are using twitter now.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

I wonder if she would leave

 

[Epic0318 10+ year member]

no its 2011 so use google+. and you should build her a nice system and make a song about your cheating experience and play it for her on her new system???

 

[ColterDC 10+ year member]

I wonder if she would leave

If she's smart and has any self esteem at all.... Yes

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

Epic, I love ur avaitar hahaha.

But OP, take her somewhere romantic. Get down on one knee. (do this in public by the way) open up a larger size ring box. which holds a note saying.. " I'm sorry. I Cheated! "

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[subzero 5,000+ posts]

you could always introduce the 2 together and talk them into a threesome......

I haz an almost with that one, but it failed like most these threads

What is everyone's way of dealing with this

STFU. avoid possible confrontations at all cost.

You don't ******* tell her u crazy ***

WINNER!