How to properly swear on caraudio.com

Time for a limerick

There once was a man from nantuckitt

Who had a dick so long he could suck it

While wiping his chin he said with a grin

If my ass was a cunt I would fuck it!

There once was a girl from mcbator

Who fuck a big alligator

although no one knows what came from the screw

Because after he fuck her he ate her!

There once was a man from peru

who fell asleep in a canoe

while dreaming of a girl named venus

Felt a tickle on his penis

And woke up with a hand full of goo!

There once was a man from mcgrass

who had balls made out of brass

In stormy weather they clang together

And sparks flew from his ass!

 
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