Time for a limerick
There once was a man from nantuckitt
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
While wiping his chin he said with a grin
If my ass was a cunt I would fuck it!
There once was a girl from mcbator
Who fuck a big alligator
although no one knows what came from the screw
Because after he fuck her he ate her!
There once was a man from peru
who fell asleep in a canoe
while dreaming of a girl named venus
Felt a tickle on his penis
And woke up with a hand full of goo!
There once was a man from mcgrass
who had balls made out of brass
In stormy weather they clang together
And sparks flew from his ass!