How to Pass a Hair Follicle Drug test.

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Recently I had to go to the laboratory at the community hospital for a hair follicle Drug test for a Pre-Employment drug screen. Lets just say I Have the job.

First I got my hair cut really short. Careful your hair needs to be at lest 1.5" I also shaved all my body hair because many times they will try and take it from your body (pits, legs, arms etc..)

Very Important, I give most of the credit to me passing to the Maccujo Method

1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.
2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open

3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent.

Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.

4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.

5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline

Yea and you'll need some showers caps(notice Picture)

Also I bleached and died my hair back to natural color the day before the test

Lastly before I left for the test I washed my hair with a Special Shampoo I bought from the headshop

I also had to take a urine test(wtf am I applying for the FBI?)

I really don't know why people freak out about urine tests.

Well that was easy...

Click to read more...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

way to go loser.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i bet the terrorists you support by doing drugs think that's just great.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

way to go loser.

Yea, a loser who has a nice job now. Yea boii!

 

[kmanian 5,000+ posts]

why don't you simply stop doing drugs?

 

[HungNeckTight 10+ year member]

dam. is it realy worth doing drugs?

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

I'm not going to lie it was a big *****. I've been smoking for years I never thought I'd have to take a hair follicle drug test. When they told me I was going to have to take one I was like wtf? Alright whatever.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

why don't you simply stop doing drugs?

Its not like I can hurry and get my system clean for a hair follicle test or knew it was coming:laugh:

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i have to take a drug test soon... and i have nothing to worry about.

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

I had to take a piss test recently, when the lady saw my long hair she asked if she could use that instead.

I said no thinking she was joking, but she was serious, would've said no regardless.

I think that bish just wanted to touch it.

And by it I mean my penis.

 

[kmanian 5,000+ posts]

Its not like I can hurry and get my system clean for a hair follicle test or knew it was coming:laugh:

so are you done with them now? and your 18, how long have you been hitting it?

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

so are you done with them now? and your 18, how long have you been hitting it?

Its not like I'm a druggie I smoke the Chronic.. I told myself If drugs ever **** with me in life I would quite. Ive never been in trouble or lost anything from weed, only gained.. Ive been Smoking since a freshman in highschool.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

i have to take a drug test soon... and i have nothing to worry about.

You're going to test positive for GHB //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[kmanian 5,000+ posts]

Its not like I'm a druggie I smoke the Chronic.. I told myself If drugs ever **** with me in life I would quite. Ive never been in trouble or lost anything from weed, only gained.. Ive been Smoking since a freshman in highschool.

just remember you live in a different society than BOB!

I would really supprise you how many oppertunities passed you buy that you never even knew were there. but then you don't care you are happy and hungry while pretending your in JAM

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

You're going to test positive for GHB //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif