How Often Do You Poo?

[ntense702 10+ year member]

I always go first thing in the morning after my coffee. Like to get it over with that way I don't have to worry about it later on in the day.

 

[bernymachd3 10+ year member]

I shit about once a day, sometimes if I get really hard stool I will get some big as hemmerhoids in my *** and only get a little nugget or two out and end up taking 3-4 'mini-shits' that day.
I usually pop a couple stool softeners and within 12 hours I have a nice soft one coming out with plenty of length and girth.

I feel your pain. My roids block it up all up, so I have to whip to clear it out so air can come in and hopefully gravity will do its work. I actually just spent 17minutes on the toilet before I got home. Luckily it was soft. Had that little rumble in my tummy.

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

I usually go once a day.

Depends on what I eat really.

 

[_JaY_ 10+ year member]

that can't be right, cuz i can eat like massive food for like 3 days...and shit same amount is if i don't eat as much..idk...1 time a day... but size differences from dog tuuurds to freekin snakes.lol

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

7-8 times per day.

 

[_JaY_ 10+ year member]

7-8 times per day.

um you might want to see a doctor, or you currently weight around 500 pounds.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

how often do i do what?

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

30 mins in the bathroom really isnt that long.

It is to me.

When I shit it takes me about 5 min. No lie. That is without straining myself. It just is ready, and so it doesn't take me long at all.

 

[SteveSkal]

Some of the topics I see in the forum make me laugh.

I'm about 2 times a day, sometimes 3.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

1-2 times a day

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I took an imodium once and didn't fire out a choco-baby for three days. It sucked.

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

once a day, sometimes i only go every other day.

My last girlfriend took a shit after every meal, it was rediculous.

 

[SteveSkal]

I hate when I got really bad gas and I think I gotta poo really bad and sit down and just let out some tremendous farts and I'm done. Then 10 minutes later I feel it again and sit down and same thing.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

Once a day.

Flatulence is healthy. The more you do it, the better.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Once a day.Flatulence is healthy. The more you do it, the better.

my dad must be like captain planet or something, then.