How often do you piss outside?

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I like to pee in my front yard. Not sure why. But I was leaving a buddies last night and had to go. Like 10 minutes back to my place so I went in his side yard.

I'd say once a month though normally.

 

[Pottro 563 10+ year member]

every thursday off my deck. we drink beers for a couple hours after work and it is in the middle of a industrial park so no peein outside so i drive the 20 minutes home and pee off my deck.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Quite often when the occasion arises.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Every day. Well I live out in the middle of no where, so I can go freely whenever I want. It's a good feeling to become one with nature //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

on the daily

me too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

All the time. When I am hunting, about twice a morning.

I live in a subdivision and will sometimes go outside to piss just to get out of the house. Especially if I have been studying or something and need a break. I really don't care if anyone sees me, its my own fkin yard.

A more interesting question would be how often do you take a dump outside? I take a dump outside about 1/2 the time I go hunting. Half of that time I forget toilet paper so I end up wiping with leaves. Which is fine this time of year, but once the leaves die and fall off it sucks coming home with broken up leaves all in your crack. Those turn into nice, big dingleberries sometimes.

 

[chereck04 10+ year member]

At least once or twice a week

 

[1ndatrunk 10+ year member]

As much as possible. Trying to keep my part of the world hydrated

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

All the time. When I am hunting, about twice a morning.I live in a subdivision and will sometimes go outside to piss just to get out of the house. Especially if I have been studying or something and need a break. I really don't care if anyone sees me, its my own fkin yard.

A more interesting question would be how often do you take a dump outside? I take a dump outside about 1/2 the time I go hunting. Half of that time I forget toilet paper so I end up wiping with leaves. Which is fine this time of year, but once the leaves die and fall off it sucks coming home with broken up leaves all in your crack. Those turn into nice, big dingleberries sometimes.

thanks for the nightmares of your *** going blackface!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Usually when I'm drunk.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

depends

sometimes i do it on the side of the road.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

at least twice a day.

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

Last night for me as well. Often my dog will wake me up because she needs to go outside and I will just join her for a leak in the great outdoors. It works out real well if I happen to have a random middle of the night woody -- I hate pissing in the toilet with a boner.

same here just when the dog wants to go at 2-3 am i'll wiz with the dog. so about twice a week for sure.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

2-3 times saturday night lol

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i have a special "piss spot" outside