How Long do you Last?

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

tasted like the ocean, salty and full of fish

when i had a goatee, my girlfriends dad told me "hey!! i like the flavour saver!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I was being sarcastic in relation to what was being said to me.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

when i had a goatee, my girlfriends dad told me "hey!! i like the flavour saver!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif cool guy

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I was being sarcastic in relation to what was being said to me.

i guess i was thrown off because i didnt see how what i said could be interpretted as trying to impress people

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif cool guy

not really. hes a crazy *** vietnam vet that was abandoned by his parents, lied to join the military when he was 15, hacks up wild rats that are caught, with a hatchet, is an alcoholic, has gotten into fist fights with his 14 yr old son (at the time), has been arrested i dont even know how many times, came after his kids with an axe, got spooked by the police and then ran from them, got his jeep spike stripped, got tazered, put in the hospital, got off due to PTSD, came home, got caught by his PO drinking twice, is in jail again, and is now gettin divorced.

he is a phycho //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

when i had a goatee, my girlfriends dad told me "hey!! i like the flavour saver!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif:crap:

if he was closer to you, he would've been able to smell his daughter's fresh flavor.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

if he was closer to you, he would've been able to smell his daughter's fresh flavor.

hahaha. when he was around more often he would bring me to the garage all the time and ask "have you ****ed my daughter?"

i never knew what to say.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

under a min - 2 - 7.41%

1-5mins - 2 -7.41%

5-10 -5 -18.52%

10+ -18 - 66.67%

according to the poll results, we have 18 liars.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

not really. hes a crazy *** vietnam vet that was abandoned by his parents, lied to join the military when he was 15, hacks up wild rats that are caught, with a hatchet, is an alcoholic, has gotten into fist fights with his 14 yr old son (at the time), has been arrested i dont even know how many times, came after his kids with an axe, got spooked by the police and then ran from them, got his jeep spike stripped, got tazered, put in the hospital, got off due to PTSD, came home, got caught by his PO drinking twice, is in jail again, and is now gettin divorced.
he is a phycho //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

then why'd you date the daughter?

hahaha. when he was around more often he would bring me to the garage all the time and ask "have you ****ed my daughter?"
i never knew what to say.

say yes....wanna smell my finger?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Not lying.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

me neither

*didn't vote for 10+ min //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif*

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

then why'd you date the daughter?1) i didnt know he was that crazy. you learn a lot after dating the same girl for 3 years

 

2) i avoid him as much as possible now. he's in jail so its easy now.

say yes....wanna smell my finger?

**** that shit. he put a gun to my head once. it was a joke, but none the less...i was a just a tad bit nervous. i try not to talk to him at all since you never know what might make him mad

those probably arent good enough reasons for you guys though haha

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

those probably arent good enough reasons for you guys though haha

took you 3 yrs? That pussy must have got you hypnotized

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

took you 3 yrs? That pussy must have got you hypnotized

lol, its not like it happened all in the last week. 1 at a time, until i got a list of stories. half my friends dont even believe me.

but anyways, at the risk of sounding like a douchefeg, im gonna have to put a stop to this conversation and where its going.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

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