How Long do you Last?

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I see it as a race, who can get off the fastest.

"Sorry baby, we both started at the same time, I got mine."

I always fucking win

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

i would rather not get off at all, than have my girl go without hers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

It would seem.... that makes you a ***, and less of a man.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

I always fucking win

first is the worst //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Falder 10+ year member]

i would rather not get off at all, than have my girl go without hers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Eh it wasn't even my joke, its my friends...

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

It would seem.... that makes you a ***, and less of a man.

if you say so tuff guy.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/read.gif.ff512c499c00ed3faae9a20f4b088b29.gif Then you'll get it.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

first is the worst //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

a win is a win //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I need to practice more on going down on a female. I feel as if my tongue is too short to be successful.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I need to practice more on going down on a female. I feel as if my tongue is too short to be successful.

small tongue=small penis

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

stop trying to impress a forum full of males on a topic about ***.. it's pretty gay.

but I do have agree dbhittin is weak sauce. BJs are meant to make you last longer.

im assuming your talking about this?

i dont get it...how is my statement trying to impress anyone? its not like i said my dick is 14" long, can last 24hrs, and can spray a gallon of jizz onto a target 7 feet away

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I need to practice more on going down on a female. I feel as if my tongue is too short to be successful.

the first time i went down on a girl...well i didnt expect it to taste like that when it got all wet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Falder 10+ year member]

i can spray a gallon of jizz onto a target 7 feet away

I call bs

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

im assuming your talking about this?
i dont get it...how is my statement trying to impress anyone? its not like i said my dick is 14" long, can last 24hrs, and can spray a gallon of jizz onto a target 7 feet away

check who i quoted

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

check who i quoted

oh no, i know you quoted him, but thats the first place i saw the reference to "gay" (he used "fag" i assume. not sure it was censored), so i figured he was trying to say i was gay cause i said X and X. then i said my post and he said to read the thread...im lost.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

the first time i went down on a girl...well i didnt expect it to taste like that when it got all wet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

tasted like the ocean, salty and full of fish