How does ladies juice taste like?

[av83 10+ year member]

what her diet consist of can be a factor. what you do is; run her a hot bath, or take a shower together, and you personally clean all the parts that you want to pay special attention to. to you younger guys this is call 4play. hopefully she is a firm believer in the pu-nany gargle. if not, time to upgrade.

As in douche? Man, my wife never uses one, but bathes once or twice a day. Always tastes and smell clean. A ladies JJ maintains itself perfectly well if if she has decent hygiene. Unnecessary douching can lead to a chronic pH imbalance, and subsequent yeast infections.

 

[esmokah 10+ year member]

If you are spending your time down there trying to figure out what it tastes like, you are missing the big picture.

It should smell a bit musky and taste like watered down chicken.

edit: when you're done, kiss her full on the lips and ask her what she tastes like.

 

[blobb454 10+ year member]

I'm thinking it taste like lemon pledge. Always more lemon pledge.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

As in douche? Man, my wife never uses one, but bathes once or twice a day. Always tastes and smell clean. A ladies JJ maintains itself perfectly well if if she has decent hygiene. Unnecessary douching can lead to a chronic pH imbalance, and subsequent yeast infections.

you sir are correct. just trying to help the youngsters out. nothing like a clean and fresh snatch.

 

[FamousMassacre 10+ year member]

Oh look! Another virign thread on ca.com!!! Who would have guessed.

Something witty.

 

[mylows10 5,000+ posts]

[quote name='Spider Monkey']Oh look! Another virign thread on ca.com!!! Who would have guessed.[/QUOTE]

too many kids here @Spider Monkey ;

 

[G-LOW 10+ year member]

Wat?!...I thought it wuz suppose to taste like shrimp fried rice!

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

It should taste similar to the smell of wet shoes

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

should have done the dipnsniff test first dumbass

 

[rugdnit 10+ year member]

If it starts tasting like pennies, get outta there.

HA! beat me to it. PRICELESS.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

HA! beat me to it. PRICELESS.

Good to see you , buddy.

 

[DARKHART 10+ year member]

If it starts tasting like pennies, get outta there.

Too late hahaha looks like someone got caught by the RED BIRD!!!!!!!!

 

[FamousMassacre 10+ year member]

Yes, it was.

I can be your signature now?

:3