How do you make crack............

[big_mofo 10+ year member]

Easy

step 1: go to walmart.

step 2: pick up 2 of thesehttp://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5871070

step 3: grab some baking soda

step 4: stand in line an wait to check out

step 5: pull out "wad" of 20s an 50s an proceed to check out

step 6: go home an proceed to make your batch of crack

anyways, i was at walmart with the old lady gettin some last minute dorm necessities. we got everything an go to the 20 items line. we were third in line, they had two black guys in front of us an a little old lady checkin out. so me an my girl are talkin waitin for the people in front of us to get done when i notice that one of the guys was holding 2 burners an the other was holding the box of baking soda. it took me a couple of seconds before it hit me that they were later goin to go home an cook up a nice batch of crack to distribute through are local 'hood' part of town. an i know if it was a black person checkin them out they would know what was goin on, but the poor little innocent white girl had to idea as to what they were buyin these items for.

i just thought i would share that with you guys. i thought it to be rather humorous.

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[vvblazers777 10+ year member]

Read all about it in the papers this morning. Two black guys shot up in the hood.

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

Maybe their fridge is getting a lil moldy and they like some warm grilled cheese sandwiches in the morning......racist bastards.....ha

 

[big_mofo 10+ year member]

im not racist by any means, hell my two closest friends are ethnic, latino an black. shit, if it was two white guys i would think the same. i just call em as i see em

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

im not racist by any means, hell my two closest friends are ethnic, latino an black. shit, if it was two white guys i would think the same. i just call em as i see em

indeed, a joke

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[big_mofo 10+ year member]

indeed, a joke
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i sensed the sarcasm

 

[Telegon80 10+ year member]

Master P - Ghetto D Lyrics

Masta P

Imagine substitutin crack for music

I mean dope tapes

This is how we would make it. (There it is right there)

For all you playas, hustlaz, ballas and even you smokas

Ma ma ma ma make crack like this

Masta P

Ghetto Dope No Limit Records

(Ma ma ma make crack like this)

Part of the Tobacco, Firearms, and Freedom of Speech Committee.

Thank you dope fiends for your support. Ha ha.

(Beat starts)

C Murder

Let me give a shot out to the D Boys (drug dealas)

Neighborhood dope man

I mean real *****s

Thata make a dolla out a fifteen cents

Ain't got a dime, but I rides and pay the rent

Professional crackslanger I serve fiends

I once went to jail for having rocks up in my jeans

But nowadays I be too smart for the Taz

C Murder been known to keep the rocks up in the skillet man

Waitin on a kilo they eight I'm straight you dig

What you need ten

Ain't no ****in order too big

And makin crack like this is the song

You won't be getting yo money if yo shit ain't cooked long

Never cook yo dope it might come out brown

Them fiends gonna run yo *** clean outa town

But **** that I'm bout to put my soldias in the game

And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine.

1. Look for the ***** wit the whitest snow

2. No buying from no ***** that you don't know

make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be

You get the baking soda I got yo D

Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope

Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke

An shake it up until it get harder

Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water

Twist the ***** like a knot while it's still hot

And watch that shit while it can rise to the ****in top

Now ya cocaine powda is crack.

***** I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked.

Ghett Ghett Ghett Ghetto Dope

Ma Ma Ma Ma Make Crack like this Ghett Ghetto Dope (Repeat 4times)

Silkk

My phone rang I picked it up

(Need some weight)

What you need

(Silkk bout a coupla K)

I had it all into powder but it ain't no thang

Gimme a coupla hours I have it all in a cake

Trust nobody got my gun and went an smacked Kane and Abel

You probably catch me choppin ki's choppin ki's up on my mom'stable

I got a big order for some coke

I called some hoes up

I want ya'll but ***** while you cookin up my dope

I told ya'll we some Tru G's

See me and P and C

??? with uzi's

Choppin up two ki's

Baby twenty-four oz's a piece

Cause see if it ain't about money

Then it ain't about me

Hella mail from sales

Hella yeah for scales

Come up short

My money jumpin yo *** like bail

First of all you gotta have nuts

Don't give a ****

Cause when I bust *****s guts

They know if it miss it ain't by much

Thinkin short like I'm only seventeen

A coupla dope fiends

Some oz's

A triple beam

And then playa hit yo block

And tell a ***** ***** to raise up off the spot

That's why I acts like this

But I rides rims, them gold D's (Ma Ma Make Crack like this)

I made crack like this

Chorus

Masta P

***** ***** never let a *****

Front you no dizos

Start from the ground

Work yo way up to a kilo

Get some killas on yo team

Keep one up in the chamber

For the jackas and the dope fiends

Fools come short get rowdy

Kick down doors

Show mutha ****as that ya bout it bout it

Break ki's down to oz's

Never buy any dope

Without weighin it on the triple beam

**** soda use V-12

Keep a stash for the tryin to take other *****s clientele

Check the man made junk for residue

Cause every fiend you miss want three or two

1. Never talk on the phone in ya house

2. Never slang dope out ya baby momma's house

3. Never **** with snitches

Cause *****s that talk to the police is *****es

4. Keep a low key

And if you movin weight

Treat yo'self to an uzi

The first hit for free (****)

But the next time you see me

You betta have twenty G

5. Never pay

Pimp hoes for the *****

That's the 'Merican way

Clean up ya dirty money to good money

Cause legal money last longer than drug money.

Chorus.

Fade Out.

 

[CRAZYCORNUTS18 10+ year member]

hhhmmm

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

Easy

anyways, i was at walmart with the old lady gettin some last minute dorm necessities. we got everything an go to the 20 items line. we were third in line, they had two black guys in front of us an a little old lady checkin out. so me an my girl are talkin waitin for the people in front of us to get done when i notice that one of the guys was holding 2 burners an the other was holding the box of baking soda. it took me a couple of seconds before it hit me that they were later goin to go home an cook up a nice batch of crack to distribute through are local 'hood' part of town. an i know if it was a black person checkin them out they would know what was goin on, but the poor little innocent white girl had to idea as to what they were buyin these items for.

i just thought i would share that with you guys. i thought it to be rather humorous.

sounds racists to me man, funny story but cmon, u couldnt sound any MORE racist (no sarcasm intended) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[armstrong 10+ year member]

it's not racism... just think about it, the majority of crack dealers are black.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

it's not racism... just think about it, the majority of crack dealers are black.

Sad but true.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

makin crack is easy...real easy...

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

good thing we have crackheads like Telegon80 on this forum to show us the right way to make the shit

 

[big_mofo 10+ year member]

sounds racists to me man, funny story but cmon, u couldnt sound any MORE racist (no sarcasm intended) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

n00bx be gone. like the others stated, the majority of crack dealers are black, i also said that if they were white i would still think the same.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

at least they didn't have 100 boxes of sudafed