Hoss

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

lulzarama

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Lulz.

nG

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Can I be the best man?

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I have them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Mother in law, how does it feel with that metal inside you?

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

safe word?

Oklahoma

 

[MoTs MothernLaw 10+ year member]

LOL
i feel like i should do the right thing and marry you... but it just doesnt feel the same when you hold a taser on my schrotum anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Taser? We aren't doing that anymore, I went ahead and took an old electrical cord spliced the ends and installed some clamps. I got the idea off this forum where people were plugging subs into electrical outlets. We'll clamp the ends to your scrotum and have hours of fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[MoTs MothernLaw 10+ year member]

Mother in law, how does it feel with that metal inside you?

About as good as it felt after spending hours scrapping the shoe polish off my ***** after you ****ed me.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lol, good one phat.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

About as good as it felt after spending hours scrapping the shoe polish off my ***** after you ****ed me.

told you not to tell everyone!

 

[JBGabriel 10+ year member]

LOL
i feel like i should do the right thing and marry you... but it just doesnt feel the same when you hold a taser on my schrotum anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Gonna fry your balls. I bet they tickle quite a bit when she latches on....

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

dammit, its too long to poast it all...

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

lol. again.